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"A new TV low"

And no, it's not Big Brother. Saw an ad on Channel 5 last night for 'Celebrity Detox Camp' where four celebrities (I believe they were Richard Blackwood, Tamara Beckwith, Kim Wilde and some other loser) are made to take drastic health measures, including colonic irrigation. Proving once and for all that Richard Blackwood is full of s---.

Help, I'm a Normal Person, Get Me Off This Godforsaken Planet!

SHEEPY wrote:
> When I say excited I mean impatient
>
> When I say impatient I mean I'd like to torch the bloody house whilst
> 10 morons decide if its a task or not.

Never Mind the Buzzcocks eh?

'When I say 'enjoyable', I mean .. and so on.

Big Brother starts tonight

The TV told me

Oh I'm so excited

No really I am

When I say excited I mean impatient

When I say impatient I mean I'd like to torch the bloody house whilst 10 morons decide if its a task or not.

Mwaahahah

The sagacious one wrote:
> I think there is still some scope for celebrity Tiger racing. Each
> week several celebs see if it is indeed possible to outrun a Tiger
> that has just been slapped on the balls and shown a polaroid of the
> alleged transgressor of the act, all in the name of charity of course.

Oh, well, if it's for charity I'm in.

And the celebrities should all be given 18l enemas/piles beforehand, so running is more of a 'challenge'.

I think there is still some scope for celebrity Tiger racing. Each week several celebs see if it is indeed possible to outrun a Tiger that has just been slapped on the balls and shown a polaroid of the alleged transgressor of the act, all in the name of charity of course.

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Well Keith, that's because you're a backwards-faced drunk with a
> desperate human rights record, and by all accounts, you deserve to be
> burned alive for your crimes against music, acting and humanity.

Ahh yes, the "Bon Jovi" act of 1982.

His wife was on 'Loose Women', a couple of days ago.

The saddest thing about Keith Duffy though, was that he didn't even complete the full 7 day course. He cheated and gave up on 6 days. He couldn't take it. Shameful.

Well Keith, that's because you're a backwards-faced drunk with a desperate human rights record, and by all accounts, you deserve to be burned alive for your crimes against music, acting and humanity.

"I find it really hard to make friends when I'm not tanked up"

gerrid wrote:
> "having my face ripped apart by a savage bear would be like
> bearing my soul to the world"

And gurning like a tramp while 'singing' in 'pop band' Boyzone gives you a mysterious aura, huh?