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And no, it's not Big Brother. Saw an ad on Channel 5 last night for 'Celebrity Detox Camp' where four celebrities (I believe they were Richard Blackwood, Tamara Beckwith, Kim Wilde and some other loser) are made to take drastic health measures, including colonic irrigation. Proving once and for all that Richard Blackwood is full of s---.
Help, I'm a Normal Person, Get Me Off This Godforsaken Planet!
Help, I'm a Normal Person, Get Me Off This Godforsaken Planet!
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"having my face ripped apart by a savage bear would be like bearing my soul to the world"
Even better is "Celebrity Bear-Fight Tag Teams". Watch Keith Muffy cry in close-up as he sees his partner Blackwood ripped to shreds by a grizzly, then realises he's next.
Celebrity Bear-Fights.
"And tonight we have Richard Blackwood, stripped and wearing a blindfold and oven-mittens against?.....a Kodiak bear!"
"...uh, what?"
"Thaaaaat's right Richard,for your crimes against intelligence, you have 1 three-minute round in which to try and defeat Fangy the Bear!"
"...ah, I didnt agree to that!"
"Shuttup Will Smith-lite, remember Brasseye? Sniffing the keyboard? Now you must pay"
*cue Fangy in a rage and a screaming, tattered Blackwood crying like a newbord infant*
"And tonight we have Richard Blackwood, stripped and wearing a blindfold and oven-mittens against?.....a Kodiak bear!"
"...uh, what?"
"Thaaaaat's right Richard,for your crimes against intelligence, you have 1 three-minute round in which to try and defeat Fangy the Bear!"
"...ah, I didnt agree to that!"
"Shuttup Will Smith-lite, remember Brasseye? Sniffing the keyboard? Now you must pay"
*cue Fangy in a rage and a screaming, tattered Blackwood crying like a newbord infant*
Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Xander can't die because he's got more Hit Points than Buffy!!!1 And
> Willow would just cast a healing spell and bring him back!!! Just
> kidding.
>
> Man, that Dungeons and Dragons cartoon ruled.
Dungeons and Dragons! Now that's a conversation I'm into!
"Uniiiiiiiiiiiiiiii", "Boooooooobbbbbbbbyyyyyyy".
> Xander can't die because he's got more Hit Points than Buffy!!!1 And
> Willow would just cast a healing spell and bring him back!!! Just
> kidding.
>
> Man, that Dungeons and Dragons cartoon ruled.
Dungeons and Dragons! Now that's a conversation I'm into!
"Uniiiiiiiiiiiiiiii", "Boooooooobbbbbbbbyyyyyyy".
What was worse was Keith Duffy saying
"showing it would be like bearing my soul"
At least Blackwood had the balls to show his basket of exrement to the world.
"showing it would be like bearing my soul"
At least Blackwood had the balls to show his basket of exrement to the world.
I hope Richard Blackwood dies in a celebrity TV-related incident. That'll learn 'im. Like, Celebrity Actual Firing Squad. Or something.
I didn't enjoy Richard blackwood showing me the results of his 18l enema.
But, hey, it was a life experience.
But, hey, it was a life experience.
GRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Xander can't die because he's got more Hit Points than Buffy!!!1 And Willow would just cast a healing spell and bring him back!!! Just kidding.
Man, that Dungeons and Dragons cartoon ruled.
Man, that Dungeons and Dragons cartoon ruled.
Yes.
And Angel reveals himself to be a lesser-imp with biforcated tail and, in fact, a big gay Vampire.
He sucks blood, but through the man-nozzle of his victims.
Because he is a Vampire Hoser.
And Angel reveals himself to be a lesser-imp with biforcated tail and, in fact, a big gay Vampire.
He sucks blood, but through the man-nozzle of his victims.
Because he is a Vampire Hoser.
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