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"I'm off to slit my throat with a razor..."

...or "shave", as it is more commonly known. I'm sooo bad at shaving, it's no-wonder I wait about a month and get a proper Grizzly Adams Bear facewrap going on before I take Bic to beard. See all y'all laterz if I survive this time...

Eww
Crab Ladder
*shudders*

I completely shaved once. Made me feel prepubescent.

They cost a lot? I don't remember, I've had mine for about three or four years. Before that I had another one for about three years. Ain't been shaving long.

As for the topic of women - they should only have hair on one place, their head. Arms, legs, pits and downstairs should be totally done. I hate when girls don't shave their arms, I see it and shudder.

A girl at college has a garden path from her waist to her belly button. It's disgusting.

Not an issue for me, I just do it withwhat ever is there. If you put a flick knife in front of me I'd use that (and die trying)

You see the thing about electric sahvers is they cost a good deal of money....money that could be spent on games, and in the case of the ogre and me, is.

I could never understand why people don't just shave with an electric razor? Sure, it's not as good a shave... but the only way you could hurt yourself with it is to bash yourself in the head and try and insert in somewhere it's not meant to go.

My mates think it's manly to shave that way. I say being manly means you're mature enough to not try and make razor cuts look good.

"Hey, what happened?"

"Oh, cut myself shaving. Yeah, I was bleeding all over the place."

"Wow, cool!"

*someone steps in*

"I shave with an electric razor..."

"Get him!"

Ouch

Rosalind wrote:
> I pretend its an Ice cream magnum sometimes.

Strange - I crunch lollipops :)

I have weird facial hair. If I let it grow, it looks like I have a full hairy face mask, with only two circles around my eyes. It's embarassing...

I have to shave every day or I look like Chewbacca and Gandalf's lovechild.

I do, howeverm have a nice stubble on my chin.

monkey_man wrote:
> Buh? how many replies for such a crappy topic? Anyway, nice to see
> how a little convo about shaving can turn into a fully blown
> discussion on oral sex. I am now clean-shaven, stinging, but in a few
> days I'll be back to my usual Colin Ferallyness (or so I am told).

Could've been a lot worse, shaving cuts, blood and oral sex? Could have been a LOT worse.

cometh