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"I'm off to slit my throat with a razor..."

...or "shave", as it is more commonly known. I'm sooo bad at shaving, it's no-wonder I wait about a month and get a proper Grizzly Adams Bear facewrap going on before I take Bic to beard. See all y'all laterz if I survive this time...

I merely said "bobbing for apples is a good method", or writing the alphabet with tongue.
It then turned into Euphemism 101 and descended into red-faced giggling.

But I take full responsibility, absolute.

If I was going to be crude, I would have talked about the txt message I recieved from tonight's adventure.
But I didnt.

Metaphores and sexual innuendos everywhere, time for locky1133 to leave. I'll speak to you all tomorrow, Dos Vidonya.

Lets just blame Goatboy, he's a Notable, they won't ban him :P

locky1133 wrote:
> I prefer only a little landing pitch, I can't land in a jungle! :D


You need some piloting lessons; I would have to agree with the little strip look though.

Rosalind wrote:
> Oh God, we will all get banned.

Not if we all blame it on one person's influence. Where's a JAT when you need one:)

Goatboy wrote:
> "Grass on the pitch"
> "Land in the jungle"
>
> I'll give you a £5 if you actually say that to a woman.

Do you pay by cash:)

Oh God, we will all get banned.

"Grass on the pitch"
"Land in the jungle"

I'll give you a £5 if you actually say that to a woman.

Poor me, I'm so sexually immature.

I prefer only a little landing pitch, I can't land in a jungle! :D