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"I'm off to slit my throat with a razor..."

...or "shave", as it is more commonly known. I'm sooo bad at shaving, it's no-wonder I wait about a month and get a proper Grizzly Adams Bear facewrap going on before I take Bic to beard. See all y'all laterz if I survive this time...

Bazzman™ wrote:

I have a Bepé type combo.. A certain person says I look like a Spanish porn star.. wonder if he'll comment :P
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I can picture you right now mate, with a pink frilly spanish suit and marracas.

Just change the accent from Scouse and you'll be in there.

I have a Bepé type combo.. A certain person says I look like a Spanish porn star.. wonder if he'll comment :P

Completely shaved all over, a la Mojojo doesn't do it for me.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not looking for Jo-Jo The Dogboy but at least an indication of puberty, otherwise it just disturbs me too much.

*thinks back to 2 weekends ago and shivers*
Landing Strip best.

How do you get rid of crab lice?

Ineedsleep wrote:

> I must be odd - my belly button is just below my waist. Must be a
> small crab ladder she has.

hmm, maybe it goes the other way...but that would look really odd.

Rickoss wrote:
> I have an abnormally large tash. Thing is, I mustn't let it grow
> because I know I'll look extremely gay with it. :-\

Perhaps it's trying to tell you about your sexuality, your true sexuality.

MoJoJoJo wrote:

> A girl at college has a garden path from her waist to her belly
> button. It's disgusting.

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I must be odd - my belly button is just below my waist. Must be a small crab ladder she has.

I have an abnormally large tash. Thing is, I mustn't let it grow because I know I'll look extremely gay with it. :-\

Rosalind wrote:
> Eww
> Crab Ladder
> *shudders*
>
> I completely shaved once. Made me feel prepubescent.

The secret of youth...

Are you sure it isn't a guy with long hair;)