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"I'm off to slit my throat with a razor..."

...or "shave", as it is more commonly known. I'm sooo bad at shaving, it's no-wonder I wait about a month and get a proper Grizzly Adams Bear facewrap going on before I take Bic to beard. See all y'all laterz if I survive this time...

Kyz22 wrote:

Or just use an electric shaver, you cant
> cut yourself with one of those.

Yes you can. And it makes an even bigger mess than a blade. I use Lynx blades, with King of Shaves shaving gel. Can't get better.

"my belly button is just below my waist"

Freak...

Anyway, Goatboy is right, to a certain extent. The Playboy or airstrip can be nice. Just so the ladies know, you DO have to trim. Natural growth is disgusting. If you can't see the goods - you have too much hair.

Kyz22 wrote:
> use an electric shaver, you can
> cut yourself with one of those.

If you want to cut people, which is what you seem to be wanting to do, then you should take the guard off of the electric razor first.

Miserableman wrote:
> Super Mach3 Turbo Championship Edition

I think Capcom have already patented that for their next Street Fighter title.

locky1133 wrote:
> Perhaps it's trying to tell you about your sexuality, your true
> sexuality.

Or maybe it's trying to telling me to cut it off before it's too late.

As much as Gilette want their eyeballs stapling to their knees for their patronising 80's-man advertising, they do make exceedingly good cakes (razors). The new Super Mach3 Turbo Championship Edition or whatever it's called is extremely good, I get far fewer cuts now than I did when using a Mach3 or a Sensor Excel.

Kyz22 wrote:
> You wanna get one of those Gillette triple blade razors with the
> cushioned blades and lubrication strip.

I SO DO NOT use 1 of those to shave legs...

You wanna get one of those Gillette triple blade razors with the cushioned blades and lubrication strip. It is nearly impossible to cut yourself with one of them. Or just use an electric shaver, you cant cut yourself with one of those.

I had my eyebrows plucked a while back; it was during a debate about the pain women have to go through to look good. So one of the girls plucked my eyebrows, I think I got off easy; one of my other friends had his legs waxed.

Speaking of shaving, Vicki plucks my eyebrows whilst I'm asleep.
I only just found out.


I, dear friends, fear that I may no longer be a man.

Good day.

*Leaves with camp/swoon hand resting on forehead*