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"Bunch of Ar$e"

My shiny new PS2.
Does everything you want it to?
NOPE!!!!
The drink-tray thing slides out, you pop in your beverage and it closes again, crushes the cup and has a fit.
This is not good.
And vertical?
Don't even get me started, how the heck do I put a cup in that when its on it's side?

Polygons and frame-rates be damned, you'd think in this age you could design a drinks tray that didnt defy the laws of Physics.

This topic is a little too sureal for me....
As for toasted sandwiches..... don't you get crumbs in the CD drive?

Having slated the PS2 inability to correctly store my beverages, it does make a nice cat-sleeping place. Nice and warm after a while, and I can attest that my moggy loves to curl on top and sleep.

And, you can keep toasted sandwiches in the drinks tray, it doesnt close all the way but still stays warm for up to 20 minutes.

So I may have underestimated the PS2 household ability.

The Dreamcast does make a smashing trifle

But can it whip cream like the GameCube?

Whip it, whip it good.

Plus I've heard that the X-Box *makes* expresso.

Sony, your days are numbered.

My shiny new PS2.
Does everything you want it to?
NOPE!!!!
The drink-tray thing slides out, you pop in your beverage and it closes again, crushes the cup and has a fit.
This is not good.
And vertical?
Don't even get me started, how the heck do I put a cup in that when its on it's side?

Polygons and frame-rates be damned, you'd think in this age you could design a drinks tray that didnt defy the laws of Physics.