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"There's this girl...."

...and shes driving me crazy.

Everytime I look at her there's this wierd feeling inside. She stands out in front of all the rest. She's so beautiful.


But yet I can't have her. If you read my post 'I wish...' then you would know why. reputation.

I can' stand it. I will never have her. That is really IRROTATING. I keep staring at her,dreaming. I talk to her on msn, and she hardly knows who I am.

Man.....

You better believe it, i wrote the book on lady pulling!!!!...now i use it as a coaster : )

Man i bet that works for you every time!

GO up to this girl and say "you wanna play war?"
she'll then say "huh?"
without hesitation grab her boobies, jiggle them about a bit and shout "fWAR!"

if she doesnt want you then i'm all outa ideas!

its still doesnt beat mine from

GIMME GIMME GIMME

Possibly the deepest, and most charming chat-up line I've ever heard comes from The Office and is:

"Condoms come in all different flavours now don't they? Like strawberry and curry. Do you like curry?"

:-D

NOTORIOUS J.C.P wrote:
> i've got a really corny chat up line for you that she will love!
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> You= Did it hurt?
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> Her= Did what hurt my darling?
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> You= When you fell from heaven, baby.
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> BABBBBOOOOOOOMMMM
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> She'll love it.
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> I heard it on a tv programme



NO...its a flop...every time lads dont use it for your own sake! ;)

Some guy gave me her email.

How exactly did you get her address? Do you ever see her around? If she's alone, pounce. Make conversation.

i've got a really corny chat up line for you that she will love!

You= Did it hurt?

Her= Did what hurt my darling?

You= When you fell from heaven, baby.




BABBBBOOOOOOOMMMM

She'll love it.


I heard it on a tv programme

El Blokey wrote:
Maybe talk to
> her in class

I sort of go to a blokes school and there's a girl's school right next to it. That's another bad thing.