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"The Whole Sex Thing"

I'm not going to describe the build-up to this post. That would be boasting - and anyway, I'm not sure quite how I feel just yet.

The question I wanted to ask:
Does it ever stop being special?
Does it ever become mundane and routine?
Does it, once you know what you're doing, become any less sublime?

Sensible replys please.

I'm going to get the taken out of me so bad from now on, on here. I'm only 15 remember. Heres a few questions:

When a guy , is the duration longer or shorter than sex?... please say longer.
Is 5-6 inches alright size?
Should I stop biting my nails?
I am not a great looker so what are the chances?

Wow here come the awkward answers.

I think my love stick (had to say that as all other words for it are "rude") suffers from narcalepsy...

I'm hung like a hose-pipe. I have to unfurl.
And girth, let me tell you about girth, like a beer keg.

Elephant

That's me

Girth is as important as lenth, if its long and thin then thats bad. Just to give you lads something else to have a complex about ;)

BEARDS. wrote:
> SHEEPY wrote:
> Did I read that 5.5 was the average
>
> Woohoo I'm like an elephant
>
> You use it for carrying logs and spraying water into... your... mouth?

Is that wrong?

*looks around*

BEARDS. wrote:
> SHEEPY wrote:
> Did I read that 5.5 was the average
>
> Woohoo I'm like an elephant
>
> You use it for carrying logs and spraying water into... your... mouth?

That's hilarious.
:-D
Literally made me laugh out loud there.
A bit.

SHEEPY wrote:
> Did I read that 5.5 was the average
>
> Woohoo I'm like an elephant

You use it for carrying logs and spraying water into... your... mouth?

Holy shi...mental image!

Did I read that 5.5 was the average

Woohoo I'm like an elephant