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"The Whole Sex Thing"

I'm not going to describe the build-up to this post. That would be boasting - and anyway, I'm not sure quite how I feel just yet.

The question I wanted to ask:
Does it ever stop being special?
Does it ever become mundane and routine?
Does it, once you know what you're doing, become any less sublime?

Sensible replys please.

And then you shoot them with the tranquilzer gun.

Yep.
Of course, instead of alarms and searchlights, you can slapped round the chops and respond with "What? What?" when discovered.
If this happens, instead of running away and hiding under a box, tell her that she started it and woke you up.

She'll be confused and embarassed, allowing you to feel better about being caught.

Goatboy wrote:

> Not really. It's like Metal Gear Solid 2. Great at first, but you end
> up going back and repeating the bits you liked trying to better your
> time, see if you can without being noticed etc.

stealth-shag.

> Does it ever stop being special?
Only with the same person, time after time after time after time for the rest of your days.

> Does it ever become mundane and routine?
See above.

> Does it, once you know what you're doing, become any less sublime?
Not really. It's like Metal Gear Solid 2. Great at first, but you end up going back and repeating the bits you liked trying to better your time, see if you can without being noticed etc.

> Does it ever stop being special?

No. But some expressions on your face make you look "special" during the act. Not YOUR face, by the way, I've never seen that...

> Does it ever become mundane and routine?

Not unless you become mundane and routine. Surprise her/him by slipping it out, then in, in the middle of BHS, or something.

> Does it, once you know what you're doing, become any less sublime?

It just gets better and better, doesn't it? That's what I find.

Just call me Auntie Ros

:p

Yes you should stop biting your nails. Its an unsightly habit, and it can give you worms.

When I wrote about biting nails I thought people would burst out hystericaly. But seriously, will some one answer the questions?

*Reads first post laughs uncontrollably*
*Reads seconds post* stop it your killing me *wipes away tear* wooo.....hoo hoo *takes deep breath*

Just as I was laying in bed watching Survivor, thought of one more thats been troubling me:

Does regular masterbation affect the growth?
Is there a way to make it grow longer?
Does the ball sac make any differce at all? Actually thats a stupid one.
What age do most people lose their virginity?

I bet most teenage lads want to ask these questions.