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Post edited by Hmmm... on 29/12/2018 at 18:19.

Touch of Cloth is appalling

Have to get up and take the dogs for a walk at 7am before the sun starts to get too hot and the sheep all come across to the field. Even then it's hot enough that I'm sure I lose a few pounds in sweat.

Market day today as well, so it's off to buy fruit and look around later.

How often do you hear the banjos pete? ;¬)

Police have now called off the search for 'The Essex Lion', turns out it was just a large cat plastered in fake tan with hair extensions.


















Just one of the many rubbish jokes that seem to have been doing the rounds today.

pete_21 wrote:
... a couple of lovable creatures in a secluded Essex forest. Years later it returns to reclaim what is rightfully his...

....TOWIE haha :¬D

Unbelievable that nearly 26,000 people are following the likes of this

Also I see that the good old Daily Mail appear to be on the case. They sensationally report:

''It's a f****** lion!''

Some may jest but of course this could always be completely true? Years ago this loveable little cub was banished from the pride land by it's evil uncle and went to live with a couple of lovable creatures in a secluded Essex forest. Years later it returns to reclaim what is rightfully his...

Morning.

Someone heard a loud roar so they're now looking for a lion? Meanwhile, the partially deaf guy next door who was watching a nature documentary is still looking for his lost pictures he took in Africa...

Maybe he was just lonely ;¬)

Perhaps not the best time to be going for a nice walk in the Essex countryside

HighflyerVII wrote:
Samsung, you now owe Apple $1,049,343,000.00

ouch...

I cut the crust off my peanut butter sandwich earlier today and now I have a lawsuit on my hands