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I bought some trousers and a shirt in a sale for £25, that leave me with £45, 4 £10 notes.
I bought 2 CDs for about £23, that left me with 2 £10 notes.
I went out and got drunk, I broke AT LEAST one tenner during the night, even though Wetherspoons is disturbingly cheap (£2 for a double, sounds good to me) , someone bought me a few drinks because he's rich and stupid like that and I could afford 4 drinks with the change I had.
I woke up this morning with £20 in my wallet, two crisp £10 notes.
I am confused.
Someone mentioned it to me the other day...
Unless there's a whole chain of them?
You have money in your wallet plus the £70 you took out, it was hiding.
You got really drunk, collapsed in ditch on way home. Some black substance was present in the area, you woke up and stumbled home. Only to phone the girl you fancy but then erm went to bed.
Da da
I'd assume that I fell over on the way home and managed to hit the ground hard enough to leave marks on my hands, but I'm entirely unbruised and nothing aches.
That's plausible, right?
Or maybe you tarred and feathered someone.
> El Blokey wrote:
> What kind of dirty?
>
> Looked and felt a bit like tar to be honest, hard to get off black
> stuff.
Aha! You built a time machine, travelled back to the prehistoric era, fell hands first into a tar pit when you exited the machine, and then quickly travelled back to your own time, shaken by the tar's stickyness.
> What kind of dirty?
Looked and felt a bit like tar to be honest, hard to get off black stuff.
> cookie monster wrote:
> BEARDS. wrote:
> No I didn't kill anyone, especially not the King of Scotland.
>
> How can you be sure?
>
> Good point. But my hands were more black than red.
Maybe you killed an alien instead, thus saving the world from a full scale invasion.
BEARDS-saviour of earth.