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"Yesterday, I took £70 out of the bank."

It was all in £10 notes because the machine was out of twenties. There was nothing in my wallet but some change.

I bought some trousers and a shirt in a sale for £25, that leave me with £45, 4 £10 notes.

I bought 2 CDs for about £23, that left me with 2 £10 notes.

I went out and got drunk, I broke AT LEAST one tenner during the night, even though Wetherspoons is disturbingly cheap (£2 for a double, sounds good to me) , someone bought me a few drinks because he's rich and stupid like that and I could afford 4 drinks with the change I had.

I woke up this morning with £20 in my wallet, two crisp £10 notes.

I am confused.

Goatboy wrote:
> Cool.
>
> Where's the nearest?
> MILF's rule

Surely you need to find a MILF hunter to guide you to the (slack, slightly wilting) booty.

Cool.

Where's the nearest?
MILF's rule

I got drunk before I went out on Friday night, didn't have any money on me so had to go to the cashpoint when I got there.

Accidently took 400 quid out of my bank instead of forty.

Did not drink anymore for the rest of the night, because

1) If I had, i would have also woken up with 20 quid in my wallet and
2) I owe it all plus some on my credit card.

Wetherspoons is full of underaged students spending their pocket money on gettng drunk on like 2 drinks and middle-aged women trying to get laid dressed up like somethin' outta a mature home made porn movie....

I got into two fights in one night. Both drunk people who probably thought I was looking at them.

Anyway, Wetherspoons is crap, cheap beer maybe but in the one by me (don't know if it's the same everywhere) they play no music, no music!? Are they mad, how boring it that.

*thinks of witty reply*


*implodes*

BEARDS. wrote:
> Don't think I was in any condition to use a cash machine if my (lack
> of) memory is anythng to go by.

Heh. That's what you say before you notice the nice new TV you have, the many cases of booze in the garage, and a few hundred pounds missing from the bank...

Dr Gonzo wrote:
> BTW, Wetherspoons, big chain that manages to be so cheap by selling
> out of date (or near) drinks. Also typically has the atmosphere of a
> garage forecourt.

Lol =D

Maybe you sold your body for an hour or so....

There were about 20-30 people there that I knew. And it's always packed on a Friday and Saturday night, louder than most places with music due to the sheer amount of people shouting at each other.

Don't think I was in any condition to use a cash machine if my (lack of) memory is anythng to go by.