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Have some guys over from Hong Kong and they've brought us sweeties.
Some are really nice, rice-cake things.
Some are really nasty, fish-biscuit things that smell like pants.
But they've also brought these things that are translated into "Wasabi Broad Beans".
Little green broad beans (duh) that are, without doubt, the most fiery things I've ever eaten.
Some of them are nice, quite spicy.
And then you'll get one that literally makes your eyes water and your sinuses explode in firepain.
They're fantastic snacky things, but the odd one that makes hotmouth are bad, bad things.
Some are really nice, rice-cake things.
Some are really nasty, fish-biscuit things that smell like pants.
But they've also brought these things that are translated into "Wasabi Broad Beans".
Little green broad beans (duh) that are, without doubt, the most fiery things I've ever eaten.
Some of them are nice, quite spicy.
And then you'll get one that literally makes your eyes water and your sinuses explode in firepain.
They're fantastic snacky things, but the odd one that makes hotmouth are bad, bad things.
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Gangsta Hamsta wrote:
> Unbeliever wrote:
> You should bring a mate with you next time and slyly give him some
> of
> it. Or a dog.
>
> Why would my mate want a dog?
> ;-)
Dunno. Maybe he likes eating dog. Have you seen the new smint advert? Where a dog jumps out of the bloke's throat? Classic!
Anyway, I meant a dog to feed under the table...
:p
> Unbeliever wrote:
> You should bring a mate with you next time and slyly give him some
> of
> it. Or a dog.
>
> Why would my mate want a dog?
> ;-)
Dunno. Maybe he likes eating dog. Have you seen the new smint advert? Where a dog jumps out of the bloke's throat? Classic!
Anyway, I meant a dog to feed under the table...
:p
Unbeliever wrote:
> You should bring a mate with you next time and slyly give him some of
> it. Or a dog.
Why would my mate want a dog?
;-)
> You should bring a mate with you next time and slyly give him some of
> it. Or a dog.
Why would my mate want a dog?
;-)
You should bring a mate with you next time and slyly give him some of it. Or a dog.
They give you a voucher thingy which you bring next time.
Its just that claiming it is the last thing on your mind while you are sitting there in agony!
Its just that claiming it is the last thing on your mind while you are sitting there in agony!
Can't you claim the meal for next time you come in or do you have to eat it there and then?
Unbeliever wrote:
> You should have stuffed it down your gob, walked to the bar and
> demanded another meal.
To be honest, if you get anywhere near finishing, you never want to see food again in your life, let alone another fry up!
Probably why they make the offer, because no one claims it.
> You should have stuffed it down your gob, walked to the bar and
> demanded another meal.
To be honest, if you get anywhere near finishing, you never want to see food again in your life, let alone another fry up!
Probably why they make the offer, because no one claims it.
You should have stuffed it down your gob, walked to the bar and demanded another meal.
VenomByte wrote:
> You ate all that, and failed to finish by just half a sausage and a
> piece of fried bread? Couldn't you have pushed yourself just a little
> further?
>
> Come on, it is only wafer thin...
This was some mutant piece of thick bread. At least 2cm thick.
Honestly, they covered it in so much butter and grease, it was sickly to eat and I didn't want to erm, 'see my food again'.
As the for the sausage, it was one of them HUGE cumberland ones. Big, fat curly one. I really struggled to stuff the first half down and had to give up.
*all those with dirty minds, should not read the above paragraph*
> You ate all that, and failed to finish by just half a sausage and a
> piece of fried bread? Couldn't you have pushed yourself just a little
> further?
>
> Come on, it is only wafer thin...
This was some mutant piece of thick bread. At least 2cm thick.
Honestly, they covered it in so much butter and grease, it was sickly to eat and I didn't want to erm, 'see my food again'.
As the for the sausage, it was one of them HUGE cumberland ones. Big, fat curly one. I really struggled to stuff the first half down and had to give up.
*all those with dirty minds, should not read the above paragraph*
You ate all that, and failed to finish by just half a sausage and a piece of fried bread? Couldn't you have pushed yourself just a little further?
Come on, it is only wafer thin...
Come on, it is only wafer thin...
Goatboy wrote:
> You have precisely 14 hours before your heart explodes and you die on
> the potty like Elvis.
Dammit, at least an hour of that will probably spent having a 'Barry White' after that lot.
You know its a good fry up when you feel like you need a shower afterwards.
Excellent.
> You have precisely 14 hours before your heart explodes and you die on
> the potty like Elvis.
Dammit, at least an hour of that will probably spent having a 'Barry White' after that lot.
You know its a good fry up when you feel like you need a shower afterwards.
Excellent.
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