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Some are really nice, rice-cake things.
Some are really nasty, fish-biscuit things that smell like pants.
But they've also brought these things that are translated into "Wasabi Broad Beans".
Little green broad beans (duh) that are, without doubt, the most fiery things I've ever eaten.
Some of them are nice, quite spicy.
And then you'll get one that literally makes your eyes water and your sinuses explode in firepain.
They're fantastic snacky things, but the odd one that makes hotmouth are bad, bad things.
You talk funny and scare the little'uns.
> Beautiful.
> You really have, um, a way with words?
Cheers. I learned them from a dictionary.
> I bet Toilet Duck had a tear in his eye, as you defiled his white
> downy feathers with partially digested animal flesh.
Beautiful.
You really have, um, a way with words?
> Well, I can safely say that by the end of the evening, I regretted
> that fry up.
>
> I was a threat to global warning last night.
I bet Toilet Duck had a tear in his eye, as you defiled his white downy feathers with partially digested animal flesh. I fully support your bumsqueaking for a better Britain though...
I was a threat to global warning last night.
Kebab with extra chilie tonight me thinks
Curry-curry-curry-curry
Curry-curry-curry-curry
BAT MAN.
Sorry.
...
Damn this involuntary drool!
> You're probably feeling hungry by now - don't you wish you'd finished
> that sausage and piece of toast now?
Not in the slightest.
I can still taste the grease.
Twas a top fry up though!
I'm a fool.
> You been playing too much Mortal Kombat?
>
> That sounds suspiciously like Scorpion...
Except scorpion says get over here. SHEEPY said get a voucher here, but he said it like a drunken ned.