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"YH QotD."

Right imagine this, if you will:

You're at a mates place, which happens to be a university halls of residence, and you need a dump. You go to the bathroom in which there is NO toilet paper. There is, however, a tootbrush, a shower, a bar of soap, a small hand towel, and some shower gel stuff.

Your deposit is particularly messy.

How would you clean yourself up?

I'll post what actually happened later in the day...

I suppose you'd have to use the hand towel and then immediately dispose of it surrepticiously. Then claim ignorance if anyone asks. Failing that, do it the Arabic way and wash your asre with your left hand...trhen wash your hands obviously.

Maybe this makes me a woman, but I would have checked for paper first. I've almost been caught out like that before...

If you were a woman, you would have checked the availabilty of toilet roll at the outset, and would never have found yourself in such a predicament.

Right imagine this, if you will:

You're at a mates place, which happens to be a university halls of residence, and you need a dump. You go to the bathroom in which there is NO toilet paper. There is, however, a tootbrush, a shower, a bar of soap, a small hand towel, and some shower gel stuff.

Your deposit is particularly messy.

How would you clean yourself up?

I'll post what actually happened later in the day...