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"YH QotD."

Right imagine this, if you will:

You're at a mates place, which happens to be a university halls of residence, and you need a dump. You go to the bathroom in which there is NO toilet paper. There is, however, a tootbrush, a shower, a bar of soap, a small hand towel, and some shower gel stuff.

Your deposit is particularly messy.

How would you clean yourself up?

I'll post what actually happened later in the day...

*finger hovers over report this post*

:p

Insane Bartender wrote:
> I'd put something in her face. Not sure if it'd be my backside
> though...


:-O

I'd put something in her face. Not sure if it'd be my backside though...

Ha!

*imagines taking a dump on her face*

LOL!

Unbeliever wrote:
> I shared a taxi with Tamzin Outhwaite about a year ago. I was wasted

Some how I think if I got drunk and met her I'd start babbling about wiping my ar5e on her face, and then get arrested.

I can only hope that, should it ever happen, I'll stop short of giving her an actual demonstration.

I know.

*smug grin*

It was the greatest taxi journey of my life. I made the driver take a roundabout route so I could ogle her for a bit longer...


Not as good as the day I got a picture with Jo guest in her bikini. She even put her arm round my waist...ahhh...

Lucky f***er

I shared a taxi with Tamzin Outhwaite about a year ago. I was wasted and suggested sharing it from Richmond and she agreed! She has the sexiest voice in the world...and she's a stunner as well.

Particularly nasty incidents generally occur after a donner, with extra chillie sauce.

When a friend of mine was just about to leave his house there was no paper aside from the sunny, which came to a messy and unfortunate end.

I did get to wipe my ar5e on Tasmin Outhwaite's face though :)
(I don't know why that feels like a good thing, but it does)