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Right imagine this, if you will:
You're at a mates place, which happens to be a university halls of residence, and you need a dump. You go to the bathroom in which there is NO toilet paper. There is, however, a tootbrush, a shower, a bar of soap, a small hand towel, and some shower gel stuff.
Your deposit is particularly messy.
How would you clean yourself up?
I'll post what actually happened later in the day...
You're at a mates place, which happens to be a university halls of residence, and you need a dump. You go to the bathroom in which there is NO toilet paper. There is, however, a tootbrush, a shower, a bar of soap, a small hand towel, and some shower gel stuff.
Your deposit is particularly messy.
How would you clean yourself up?
I'll post what actually happened later in the day...
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After a particularly vehement vindaloo, I unleashed the contents of my bowels and pebble-dashed the toilet bowl with my stinking feces last week.
I'm sure you wanted to know that.
I'm sure you wanted to know that.
That's true actually, I hadn't thought of it like that...
Your Honour wrote:
> It was a friend of my flatmate. She's Nigerian and cooks the most
> disgusting smelling stuff that stinks out our kitchen.
>
> Not that that has anything to do with the bathroom incident...
It might do. You do argue there is a direct correlation between the intensity and regularity of going to the toilet to take a dump and her cooking.
> It was a friend of my flatmate. She's Nigerian and cooks the most
> disgusting smelling stuff that stinks out our kitchen.
>
> Not that that has anything to do with the bathroom incident...
It might do. You do argue there is a direct correlation between the intensity and regularity of going to the toilet to take a dump and her cooking.
Unbeliever wrote:
> "A friend of mine..." patently implies it's you! So what did
> you do?
It was a friend of my flatmate. She's Nigerian and cooks the most disgusting smelling stuff that stinks out our kitchen.
Not that that has anything to do with the bathroom incident...
> "A friend of mine..." patently implies it's you! So what did
> you do?
It was a friend of my flatmate. She's Nigerian and cooks the most disgusting smelling stuff that stinks out our kitchen.
Not that that has anything to do with the bathroom incident...
Just wash it off in the shower...
Your Honour wrote:
> There is, however, a tootbrush, a shower, a bar of
> soap, a small hand towel, and some shower gel stuff.
Easy, use shower gel on hands and work up a lather, use this to clean offending area, shower off, now use the toothbrush to get into the tighter spots for a fresh as a daisy feeling. Dry with small towel.
Or, what you could do is squeze your cheeks tight, pull up your pants and trousers and fetch some loo roll.
Either one is a winner.
> There is, however, a tootbrush, a shower, a bar of
> soap, a small hand towel, and some shower gel stuff.
Easy, use shower gel on hands and work up a lather, use this to clean offending area, shower off, now use the toothbrush to get into the tighter spots for a fresh as a daisy feeling. Dry with small towel.
Or, what you could do is squeze your cheeks tight, pull up your pants and trousers and fetch some loo roll.
Either one is a winner.
Your Honour wrote:
> It wasn't me, but it happened in the flat I'm staying in.
>
Yeah, sure!
"A friend of mine..." patently implies it's you! So what did you do?
> It wasn't me, but it happened in the flat I'm staying in.
>
Yeah, sure!
"A friend of mine..." patently implies it's you! So what did you do?
The hand towel, everytime.
I'm hoping that this didn't involve the toothbrush...
I guess, should I get into the predicament in the first place, that I would shove my a** into the shower for a sec, clean with soap, dry with hand towel.
Problem solved..?
I guess, should I get into the predicament in the first place, that I would shove my a** into the shower for a sec, clean with soap, dry with hand towel.
Problem solved..?
It wasn't me, but it happened in the flat I'm staying in.
We think it was a female friend of one of our flatmates...
We think it was a female friend of one of our flatmates...
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