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Right imagine this, if you will:
You're at a mates place, which happens to be a university halls of residence, and you need a dump. You go to the bathroom in which there is NO toilet paper. There is, however, a tootbrush, a shower, a bar of soap, a small hand towel, and some shower gel stuff.
Your deposit is particularly messy.
How would you clean yourself up?
I'll post what actually happened later in the day...
You're at a mates place, which happens to be a university halls of residence, and you need a dump. You go to the bathroom in which there is NO toilet paper. There is, however, a tootbrush, a shower, a bar of soap, a small hand towel, and some shower gel stuff.
Your deposit is particularly messy.
How would you clean yourself up?
I'll post what actually happened later in the day...
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Right imagine this, if you will:
You're at a mates place, which happens to be a university halls of residence, and you need a dump. You go to the bathroom in which there is NO toilet paper. There is, however, a tootbrush, a shower, a bar of soap, a small hand towel, and some shower gel stuff.
Your deposit is particularly messy.
How would you clean yourself up?
I'll post what actually happened later in the day...
You're at a mates place, which happens to be a university halls of residence, and you need a dump. You go to the bathroom in which there is NO toilet paper. There is, however, a tootbrush, a shower, a bar of soap, a small hand towel, and some shower gel stuff.
Your deposit is particularly messy.
How would you clean yourself up?
I'll post what actually happened later in the day...
If you were a woman, you would have checked the availabilty of toilet roll at the outset, and would never have found yourself in such a predicament.
Maybe this makes me a woman, but I would have checked for paper first. I've almost been caught out like that before...
I suppose you'd have to use the hand towel and then immediately dispose of it surrepticiously. Then claim ignorance if anyone asks. Failing that, do it the Arabic way and wash your asre with your left hand...trhen wash your hands obviously.
It wasn't me, but it happened in the flat I'm staying in.
We think it was a female friend of one of our flatmates...
We think it was a female friend of one of our flatmates...
I'm hoping that this didn't involve the toothbrush...
I guess, should I get into the predicament in the first place, that I would shove my a** into the shower for a sec, clean with soap, dry with hand towel.
Problem solved..?
I guess, should I get into the predicament in the first place, that I would shove my a** into the shower for a sec, clean with soap, dry with hand towel.
Problem solved..?
The hand towel, everytime.
Your Honour wrote:
> It wasn't me, but it happened in the flat I'm staying in.
>
Yeah, sure!
"A friend of mine..." patently implies it's you! So what did you do?
> It wasn't me, but it happened in the flat I'm staying in.
>
Yeah, sure!
"A friend of mine..." patently implies it's you! So what did you do?
Your Honour wrote:
> There is, however, a tootbrush, a shower, a bar of
> soap, a small hand towel, and some shower gel stuff.
Easy, use shower gel on hands and work up a lather, use this to clean offending area, shower off, now use the toothbrush to get into the tighter spots for a fresh as a daisy feeling. Dry with small towel.
Or, what you could do is squeze your cheeks tight, pull up your pants and trousers and fetch some loo roll.
Either one is a winner.
> There is, however, a tootbrush, a shower, a bar of
> soap, a small hand towel, and some shower gel stuff.
Easy, use shower gel on hands and work up a lather, use this to clean offending area, shower off, now use the toothbrush to get into the tighter spots for a fresh as a daisy feeling. Dry with small towel.
Or, what you could do is squeze your cheeks tight, pull up your pants and trousers and fetch some loo roll.
Either one is a winner.
Just wash it off in the shower...
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