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"How Funny Is This? Funnier Than You can Possibly Imagine."

That pinnacle of man, Mr David Hasslehoff has got a critically lauded music album out.

Now read the reviews to find out why it's so good - join this link up:

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This is the funniest thing I have read in a long while. Soneone out there had a lot of time on their hands. Read at least 30 reviews and you'll see what I mean...and there are 600 of them! I'm sitting here, giggling to myself like a mentalist as I read some of these.

Oh, BTW, Track 5 "Hot Shot City" is particularly good. LOL!

Brilliant.

"When daddy brought me home the new cd by david offallass i thanked him with tears streaming down my eight-year old face. i told him i'd never been so happy. 'hot shot city' is particularly good."


This man is brilliant!

"And why is it imported, you ask? Because anything this intense and potent is usually smuggled into this country in balloons. And we as fans pay a premium for such prime stuff.

David, David, David. You are truly a master of the pop song. You've added such a texture and feeling to the tunes you croon out your mouth hole. I have never heard such perfect tones hacked out of one throat like yours. Your voice is hard to describe- it sort of sounds like a jackal thrashing a sack of minks.

So to the 6,918,544,833 people who still haven't bought this essential album, pick it up now! There are only 6 left.
"

I meant "here" of course. Must be the music or something...

I could sit hear all day reading them:

" Like a cannonball shot through your eye socket, the cannonade of Duffy Hereandthere's vocal stylings decimates the feeble resistance of tender body tissue to seize the inner sancta of the human mind, grasping the soul on the way out the back of this suddenly, strangely metaphoric head. My head. I have a hole in my head; where once was headfillin' is now Humptyhelp's healin'."

HAHAHAHA!

"In my earlier review I bemoaned the lack of an attachment to this CD so that eager fans may satisfy deeper needs. You will all be interested to know that with a little imagination, epoxy, and any adult novelty item, you too can retrofit the CD and fill that need as you have only dreamed."



BWAAHAHAHAHA!!

It's the fact that someone has written over 500 of them that makes me amazed.

"The song Pol Pot City is particularly good."

Ha hah!

"I was not the only person who was surprised when a Nirvana reunion was announced, but I was certainly not at all surprised when it was announced that Hufflepuff had been chosen to front the group. Indeed, in an odd bit of foreshadowing, the B-side of the "Save the World" single, from "Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff [IMPORT], is actually an over-the-top cover of "Smells Like Teen Spirit." Brilliantly executed, if you listen very closely, you can hear overweight menopausal housewives moshing in the background. It is this raw and gritty attitude that keeps us fans always yearning for more"

Genius.

Another choice extract:

"Every song has been blessed with his trademark yowl, a cross between the shriekings of a wombat and the rumbling of your grandma's lower intestine. The general effect of listening to this entire album in one sitting is disorientation, followed by nausea, cramps and respect for Germany. Listen for yourself, it's a high-protein treat!"

LOL!

That pinnacle of man, Mr David Hasslehoff has got a critically lauded music album out.

Now read the reviews to find out why it's so good - join this link up:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail
/-/music/B0000070S1/customer-reviews/
thedvdforums-20/002-5598106-4281651


This is the funniest thing I have read in a long while. Soneone out there had a lot of time on their hands. Read at least 30 reviews and you'll see what I mean...and there are 600 of them! I'm sitting here, giggling to myself like a mentalist as I read some of these.

Oh, BTW, Track 5 "Hot Shot City" is particularly good. LOL!

Brilliant.