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"How Funny Is This? Funnier Than You can Possibly Imagine."

That pinnacle of man, Mr David Hasslehoff has got a critically lauded music album out.

Now read the reviews to find out why it's so good - join this link up:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail
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This is the funniest thing I have read in a long while. Soneone out there had a lot of time on their hands. Read at least 30 reviews and you'll see what I mean...and there are 600 of them! I'm sitting here, giggling to myself like a mentalist as I read some of these.

Oh, BTW, Track 5 "Hot Shot City" is particularly good. LOL!

Brilliant.

After a little investigative work, I have tracked down the people responsible for this. And I can say, the results of my investigations explains both the humour involved and the sheer number of reviews this has recieved.

Needless to say, I no longer wish to give them money.

I'm seriously on the verge of tears reading this stuff!

Who is this person? I want to give him money.

"I hold a rose to Davis Herpehalves, because he is an artist that truly understands the music of the heart. One could even call him a minstrel, for he travels about with his guitar and leggings and sings songs about fair ladies with wimples. And we as an audience are left in utter awe"


"Summary: In Billy Connolly's World Tour of Australia, Billy met an artist who could paint like a child. Initially, this wasn't too impressive but then he explained how difficult it is for an adult to paint like a child and make it look honest, and he's right. At 29, you'll never be able to paint something that looks like a 2 year old painted it because you'd be trying too hard. The artist, it was agreed, was a genius.
In Hot Shot City, Heffelumpenwhistle has been able to write a song as though English isn't his first language. There's nothing much of a story or a point, there are glaring inaccuracies and contradictions, it reads as though it's incomplete and the rhyming structure is simplified to a stage
where you can guess the next line before you get to it. In short, Snuffleupegus is also a genius.
Believe the hype that surrounds this song. It is particularly good. Perhaps the most particularly good song ever penned."

I'm off home now. But when I get back tomorrow, I expect to see this site full of the choicest of the Hasselhoff quotes.

Whoever wrote all these out deserves a GAD!

There's little doubt that Mr. Hassleholve is a good-looking man. But to hear such beautiful music coming out of his throat is such a joy- not since I witnessed two llamas pinned down by a fallen gazebo have I heard such notes being hit. My eardrums are exhausted from the ravaging!

But on a more serious note, I believe this music of Hasellhauf has saved me from a life of drugs. Now that I spend most of my time in front of the stereo. Viva Las Haselhouve! The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good.

Comedy talent such as this deserves recognition.

Only 576 to go....

"Just as frogs use their eyeballs to help them swallow -- just as rabbits turn around and ingest their excreta for one last trip through the gullet -- just as a mother earwig cares for her young as tenderly as a hen her chicks -- so it is with the call of Hassenfeffer and my heart. It's an urge as strong and natural as a baboon's perineal tumefaction that draws me to his croon. My only complaint is that this CD does not include, as it so easily could, a realistically molded appendage so that fans can enjoy the FULL Hasseefeef experience."

"Somewhere between David Hasselhoff's nose and chin is a hole from which pour out such glorious symphonies."

ahah

Genuis

...which is precisely why you'll carry on!

No, if I read any more, I'll break into tears...

You WILL spend the whole of tonight or tomorrow reading all of them. The guy is a complete genius!