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"How Funny Is This? Funnier Than You can Possibly Imagine."

That pinnacle of man, Mr David Hasslehoff has got a critically lauded music album out.

Now read the reviews to find out why it's so good - join this link up:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail
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This is the funniest thing I have read in a long while. Soneone out there had a lot of time on their hands. Read at least 30 reviews and you'll see what I mean...and there are 600 of them! I'm sitting here, giggling to myself like a mentalist as I read some of these.

Oh, BTW, Track 5 "Hot Shot City" is particularly good. LOL!

Brilliant.

Has anyone who has actually heard the fabled Hot Shot City managed to get the song out of their head yet? After just one listen yesterday its imprint was irrevocably chiselled into my brain - and, of course, into my heart. I woke up this morning singing it, I fear I may never stop. It is particularly catchy.

"A single review cannot express the sheer joy and devastation I feel at hearing this amazing collection. The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good."

The review that spawned 500.

I have a copy of Hot Shot City, if anyone wants it, MSN me on [email protected]


I have to say, it is particularly good...


BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!

Five of the best reviews...

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Being totally deaf, I find his music extremely good. When I play it though, my guide dog does tend to howl as if in excruciating agony. I can only presume the CD is scratched?

On behalf of the deaf community I can only thank DH for the pleasure he has brought us over the years. It really does make you appreciate that losing one of your senses is not always a bad thing.

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Steps to world peace:-

1. Take 17 of the poorest, most opressed and war-torn nations on this god forsaken planet.
2. Assign a different track from this masterpiece album as the national anthems of each of these nation states.
3. Watch as peace, democracy and economic prosperity propagate rapidly through these chosen civilisations.

David - have you considered the post as Secretary General of the UN? My hands are but tied without capability in comparison to your demo-social-globo-neopolitico gem of a record.

PS. Keep an eye on nation #6. They may develop some designs on empire building...

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Now, don't get me wrong here: This is clearly the best album ever recorded since the conception of the necessary equipment, and truly deserves 5 stars. However, I had to cut it down to four because upon listening to it for the first time, my brother shrieked with joy then collapsed into a lifeless pile on the floor. At first I was taken back by this, but then that sweet, sweet Hasselhoff sound entered back into my brain and I was put to ease. The autopsy revealed that my brother died of bliss, so that is why I am only giving the CD 4 stars.

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Truly lamentable that a man of unfathomable glory should be confined to a fleetingly bitter temporal existence. In bygone days, lo, they will curse the sun that set on the mortal being we knew as Hasslehoff. Unmourned shall be the scholar-kings, warrior-poets, and philosopher-priests which scholarly texts belied as men of genius. If there be Justice on this Earth, erect for Him a tomb to rival the Valley of Kings--then seal Him quickly within, retaining the potency of His precious juices like a nectarine preserved. Strange; and yet not so. As within the bosom of the hummingbird yet roars the fury of an ocean's pounding surf, so may we liken the nature of
Hasslehoff--a tiny, churning star, so fleeting as to escape the horizon's light but with the promise of a new morning; so densely wrapped as to shame the diamond into basest coal. Muse! thy name is David! And also, thy second name--is Hasslehoff!

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Good Christ ! Two notes ! two bloody notes, that's all it took to have me leaping and cavorting about the front room like a Kashmiri Lovecat with mustard on it's dufus.

Quite frankly there should be a government warning on a substance this intoxicating. Good Lord ! - What if old Folk were to inadvertantly plug themselves into such dynamite ? It could set that hip operation back by years.

I have never before succumbed to an invitation for audio intercourse with such wild abandon - I can only sympathise with the Germans for feeling they had to pulldown a bloody great wall to get their hands on this tasty stuff.
And quite frankly, how track 6 does not have a CD of it's own is criminal.

Slim to none?

Although it's particularly good!

I think I'm justified in trying to download this, rather than invest in it.

Chances of fniding "Hot shot city" on Kazaa?

I just checked the website and there are only two left in stock!

Must get one, quick!

"How can someone describe in mere words the mesmerising melodies that spew forth from the chiselled visage of David Flacidmuff? Only the haunting calls of whale song or perhaps even the whine of a reversing car could be used to truly sum up this gift to mankind.

I have had my eyes surgically removed, for I no longer need them. Ears alone are all a man requires in a world contaminated by what scientists are calling "Hassel-noise".

This still ranks as one of the funniest things I've ever read.

I wasted nearly two hours at work going through them all...

POP

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