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"Hi, I was just wondering who on the forums are male and who are female."

The tittle says it all, im a bloke (male to any americans).

Good god, you went all the way back to this thread for your answer!! Okay, clarification:-
> Ineedsleep wrote:
>
> Way to go Rosalind - get your campaign off to a flying start. Anyway,
> I may be a regular by next election and get to vote (it just might
> happen) but I can always look at my own boobs and have no desire to
> see another females so I'd need a big bar of something yummie.
>
> What would I get for my vote?
>
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>
> The implication that you would look at your own boobs and have no
> desire to see another females is that you are female - obvioulsy you
> were actually referring to hairy man boobs and dont like to see womans
> boobs so are therefore gay - sorry - just a bit of
> stereotyping.....(Joke!)
>
> ------------

The implication was correct.
>
> Ineedsleep wrote:
>
> It's fine - no bigger. The children will have got everything out of
> their system by now and I have to go do some work now.
>
> Other than that, it is Rosalind's topic and she will just shoot them
> down
>
> Should say - no biggie
>
> ----------
>
> Again the natural assumption was that as you were talking about the
> size of your breasts then you were female - I aplogise for making this
> rather obvious assumption that was made by others as well... Also the
> mention of children makes us assume that as we had assumed you were a
> female then you must by defination be a mother rather than a father.
> And having children takes a way the gay thing - possibly..

Arrgghhh! I was not talking about the size of my breasts or of my children. That message was posted in response to Goatboys message which read:

"You *really* shouldn't reveal you're a lady. Now you'll be besieged and breathed over, and will find it hard to shake loose the farley's rusk aroma"

The children I was referring to, and Goatboy inferring about, was all the children on the forum that had recently gone nuts about several newbies creating huge response from topics like 'Hi, I'm new here and I'm a girl'

I cannot believe all this started because I stated that I was not a girl. It's true, I'm not. However I never said I wasn't female. To spell it out:

I A M A W O M A N

See, no biggie. Great way to get my word count up though.

Father Columbo.

Genius

Det Flanders has almost solved the case Ineedsleep.

Care to refute the allegations, or has Church Colombo gotcha?

Ineedsleep wrote:

Way to go Rosalind - get your campaign off to a flying start. Anyway, I may be a regular by next election and get to vote (it just might happen) but I can always look at my own boobs and have no desire to see another females so I'd need a big bar of something yummie.

What would I get for my vote?

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The implication that you would look at your own boobs and have no desire to see another females is that you are female - obvioulsy you were actually referring to hairy man boobs and dont like to see womans boobs so are therefore gay - sorry - just a bit of stereotyping.....(Joke!)

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Ineedsleep wrote:

It's fine - no bigger. The children will have got everything out of their system by now and I have to go do some work now.

Other than that, it is Rosalind's topic and she will just shoot them down

Should say - no biggie

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Again the natural assumption was that as you were talking about the size of your breasts then you were female - I aplogise for making this rather obvious assumption that was made by others as well... Also the mention of children makes us assume that as we had assumed you were a female then you must by defination be a mother rather than a father. And having children takes a way the gay thing - possibly..

Likewise the name gives it away...

Going to do some work now and gather my dignity.

Flanders wrote:
> Muuuuuuuuh.

Intelligent answer. Did I fall for a wind up.

Muuuuuuuuh.

Flanders wrote:

>
> It means - last week you posted that you were a mother at home looking
> after your kids ......

When, where - I have no recollection of this. I am not a mother and have never lied knowingly on the forum
>
> How plain English do you want you shim or whatever you are.

Are you, by any chance, getting personal here?

Ineedsleep wrote:
> Flanders wrote:
>
> Last week you were a mother posting at home - Strange eh ?
>
> Sorry, what's that mean in English?

It means - last week you posted that you were a mother at home looking after your kids ......

How plain English do you want you shim or whatever you are.