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"Am I a bad man?"

Goatboy - 29. Recently single and looking for cheap, meaningless sex to get mental ex out of system

Her - 21. Always liked my band, has been to most gigs. Learns I'm single and emails me asking me if I want to go out tonight.

She's damned fit. Tiny waist, big chest. Not stupid and can drink like a fish.
And she's 21.
Now legally,that's well clear of the gate. But that's younger than my little sister.
21.
Now, my dilemna - Do I go? Do I behave? OR do I refuse out of some retarded notion of age-gap and pass up the opportunity of a 21yr old dance student?

Hmmmmm
*taps fingers on chin*
I need a smoke to think about this.

It's a skill.

...and just like Goatboy's mood evaporates...

Cheers IB.
May all your children be ugly and have small todgers
Even the girls.

Cyclone wrote:
> I need to get me a rock band.

Or a boyz band, I'll be the hunky one, you can be the cheeky chap, Sheepy the youthful and IB is er porntrooper for the more discerning pop tarts we'll be attracting to our gigs. We need to audition onemore member, someone who can dance, sing and write songs, market us and get us a record deal, pay for hotels and studio time.

Any takers for managing/performing in "The Mongmen Who Sing About Love a Lot".

A question I will ask is, do you want to borrow my whip and furry love-cuffs?

Touch her bum..

This is life..

Think the question you should be asking is
"is she a naughty girl?"

I will leave her flatmates bed looking like I never even slept in it.

Of course, I could just get hideously drunk and end up asleep on the living room floor with a trousers round my ankles and kebab down my t-shirt.

Goatboy wrote:
> Extract from email recieved over lunchtime:
>
> "Hey (name deleted), only problem about tonight is if you're
> driving you'll be not drinking then? My flatmate is away for the
> weekend and she says you can use her room if you want to stay
> over"
>
> *checks sky for lightning bolts*
> Forgive me Lord for what I am about to do....

Just this once. I take it you might not make her flatmate's bed in the morning or am I really out of touch?

I need to get me a rock band.

"You can use her room"

Pah, she only mentioned the fact that the house was empty so you know you can make as much noise as you want to.