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Goatboy - 29. Recently single and looking for cheap, meaningless sex to get mental ex out of system
Her - 21. Always liked my band, has been to most gigs. Learns I'm single and emails me asking me if I want to go out tonight.
She's damned fit. Tiny waist, big chest. Not stupid and can drink like a fish.
And she's 21.
Now legally,that's well clear of the gate. But that's younger than my little sister.
21.
Now, my dilemna - Do I go? Do I behave? OR do I refuse out of some retarded notion of age-gap and pass up the opportunity of a 21yr old dance student?
Hmmmmm
*taps fingers on chin*
I need a smoke to think about this.
Her - 21. Always liked my band, has been to most gigs. Learns I'm single and emails me asking me if I want to go out tonight.
She's damned fit. Tiny waist, big chest. Not stupid and can drink like a fish.
And she's 21.
Now legally,that's well clear of the gate. But that's younger than my little sister.
21.
Now, my dilemna - Do I go? Do I behave? OR do I refuse out of some retarded notion of age-gap and pass up the opportunity of a 21yr old dance student?
Hmmmmm
*taps fingers on chin*
I need a smoke to think about this.
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SHEEPY wrote:
> I'm surprised you're even thinking about it
Thinking about what?
> I'm surprised you're even thinking about it
Thinking about what?
Nah. I listen to Limpbizkit and Eminem, cos I'm 'bad'.
Good publicity you see.
Good publicity you see.
I'm surprised you're even thinking about it
Eric Clapton, you don't know who Eric Clapton is?
Eric who?
We want Mongmens Party Anthems.
We want Mongmens Party Anthems.
Why don't I be the guitarist I can play Eric Clapton's song, Layla.
Yeah, but my guitar! Gotta look good!
I can have totty gyrating around me still. As long as one of them is constantly around me.
I can have totty gyrating around me still. As long as one of them is constantly around me.
Cyclone wrote:
> I like being cheeky chappy. Is it alright if I take my acoustic guitar
> too? We do wanna look like musicians after all.....
No room on stage for guitars and other peripheral devices; where will all the totty be gyrating if there was too much clutter? This is why I am the main Mongman, forward thinking.
> I like being cheeky chappy. Is it alright if I take my acoustic guitar
> too? We do wanna look like musicians after all.....
No room on stage for guitars and other peripheral devices; where will all the totty be gyrating if there was too much clutter? This is why I am the main Mongman, forward thinking.
I like being cheeky chappy. Is it alright if I take my acoustic guitar too? We do wanna look like musicians after all.....
Goatboy wrote:
> I will leave her flatmates bed looking like I never even slept in
> it.
That's OK then, I'm so proud of you my son.
> Of course, I could just get hideously drunk and end up asleep on the
> living room floor with a trousers round my ankles and kebab down my
> t-shirt.
That's OK too, as long as you tidy up in the morning. It's the responsible thing to do and we all know how you like to be...
> I will leave her flatmates bed looking like I never even slept in
> it.
That's OK then, I'm so proud of you my son.
> Of course, I could just get hideously drunk and end up asleep on the
> living room floor with a trousers round my ankles and kebab down my
> t-shirt.
That's OK too, as long as you tidy up in the morning. It's the responsible thing to do and we all know how you like to be...
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