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"Am I a bad man?"

Goatboy - 29. Recently single and looking for cheap, meaningless sex to get mental ex out of system

Her - 21. Always liked my band, has been to most gigs. Learns I'm single and emails me asking me if I want to go out tonight.

She's damned fit. Tiny waist, big chest. Not stupid and can drink like a fish.
And she's 21.
Now legally,that's well clear of the gate. But that's younger than my little sister.
21.
Now, my dilemna - Do I go? Do I behave? OR do I refuse out of some retarded notion of age-gap and pass up the opportunity of a 21yr old dance student?

Hmmmmm
*taps fingers on chin*
I need a smoke to think about this.

Nah. I listen to Limpbizkit and Eminem, cos I'm 'bad'.

Good publicity you see.

SHEEPY wrote:
> I'm surprised you're even thinking about it
Thinking about what?

Cyclone wrote:
> Nah. I listen to Limpbizkit and Eminem, cos I'm 'bad'.
>
> Good publicity you see.
Well Eric Clapton is a supurb guitarist.

What?! NAH he sounds like some old monkey. Eric? Why ain he got a good name like Micky. Or Slash Man.

It's not his fault his parents called him Eric.

I know who Eric Clapton is.

Surrealist, dada-humour is a powerful weapon.

Wield it wisely

We shall try, Master Goatboy.

Then you run no risk of having to stop and explain.

With great power comes great responsibility. To use on unsuspecting innocents is neither big nor clever....actually, it is.

"Slash Man". Bloody genius

*runs away*