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Goatboy - 29. Recently single and looking for cheap, meaningless sex to get mental ex out of system
Her - 21. Always liked my band, has been to most gigs. Learns I'm single and emails me asking me if I want to go out tonight.
She's damned fit. Tiny waist, big chest. Not stupid and can drink like a fish.
And she's 21.
Now legally,that's well clear of the gate. But that's younger than my little sister.
21.
Now, my dilemna - Do I go? Do I behave? OR do I refuse out of some retarded notion of age-gap and pass up the opportunity of a 21yr old dance student?
Hmmmmm
*taps fingers on chin*
I need a smoke to think about this.
Her - 21. Always liked my band, has been to most gigs. Learns I'm single and emails me asking me if I want to go out tonight.
She's damned fit. Tiny waist, big chest. Not stupid and can drink like a fish.
And she's 21.
Now legally,that's well clear of the gate. But that's younger than my little sister.
21.
Now, my dilemna - Do I go? Do I behave? OR do I refuse out of some retarded notion of age-gap and pass up the opportunity of a 21yr old dance student?
Hmmmmm
*taps fingers on chin*
I need a smoke to think about this.
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mmmm..meaningless sex...
Of course it's not bloody well meaningless, it means you get your rocks off and have a good time. That's about as meaningful as life should get somedays.
Of course it's not bloody well meaningless, it means you get your rocks off and have a good time. That's about as meaningful as life should get somedays.
Insane Bartender wrote:
> I'm imagining comparisons to preparing Turkeys for Christmas dinner.
You insinuating git.
> I'm imagining comparisons to preparing Turkeys for Christmas dinner.
You insinuating git.
It went well thanks.
And I'm currently just off out to see someone else, and shall be up Lundun on Thursday with a 3rd. Although that's a 1st "date" so I suspect I shall be returning later that evening.
Of course, I've yet to run the "Well I have to drive up so only the 1 drink for me" routine, which usually ends up with "Well stay over at mine then" from the prey.
No, I'm NOT a bad man.
I'm a very very nice man
And I'm currently just off out to see someone else, and shall be up Lundun on Thursday with a 3rd. Although that's a 1st "date" so I suspect I shall be returning later that evening.
Of course, I've yet to run the "Well I have to drive up so only the 1 drink for me" routine, which usually ends up with "Well stay over at mine then" from the prey.
No, I'm NOT a bad man.
I'm a very very nice man
Insane Bartender wrote:
> I'm imagining comparisons to preparing Turkeys for Christmas dinner.
The mental image that sentence creates in my mind is in fact one of the most nasty things I've ever thought about.
For shame :D
> I'm imagining comparisons to preparing Turkeys for Christmas dinner.
The mental image that sentence creates in my mind is in fact one of the most nasty things I've ever thought about.
For shame :D
I'm imagining comparisons to preparing Turkeys for Christmas dinner.
So, what happened Goaty?
My Mum and Dad have about seven and a half years between them. They're fine.
I take it that since there's been no reply from Goatboy lately that he's gone out - hope he's doing well!
I'm 30 in less than three weeks; I'm physically disabled, overweight and (apparently) mildly good looking. If a girl like the one you're describing came on to me then I wouldn't hesitate.
If you're not gonna do it for yourself then do it for me and all the other guys who envy you right now!
If you're not gonna do it for yourself then do it for me and all the other guys who envy you right now!
Nob her.
Now :)
Now :)
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