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"I have my own country now."

Come visit me:

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi- (SPACE) bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=furious_apes

Or create your own:

http://www.nationstates.net

No, Blessed stays put. He is busy shouting at rodents and the like. Plus, I have plans to harness his power to drag logs, much like the Indian Elephant. Only louder, and with a beard.

Would it be possible to import some Blessed to work in my ever growing casinos?

I saw a prog where Blessed climbs Everest. At one point he shouts "I must be carefull, ANY EXCESSIVE NOISE COULD CAUSE AN AVALAUNCHE!"

Maybe he didn't shout that, anyways Blessed's rutting is he? We have him now, I'll just leave out a copy of the Sunday Sport and he'll come a running like a Chutney Ferret up a Rat's drainpipe.

If I tear down the forests, Blessed will have no place to live. I won't let that happen!

Tear down your forests to feed your ever growing wood chippings industry, and you lose your loris dramatically.
Darn, I should have thought about that.

The Blessed will never leave my nations lush forests. He is my national animal. He's getting even louder than normal at the moment. Either it's mating season (try not to think about it) or someone has told him that Gordon's alive.

He will come when we blow the horn of shouting...

I was the first to use Blessed. He roams free in my many lush forests. Mua.

It's so boring being a lovely little Socialist government

I want to torture my people

*tries to find dictator moustache*

The Confederacy of Waze.
I am in the UN, although I may leave if they are too oppressive and don't endorse my peasant child farming.