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"Valentines day"

Much as we'd all love to get our girls (or fellas, ladies) Mortal Kombat for Valentines, we must be more romantic about these things.

So, does anyone have any great ideas for Valentines presents?

(Keep 'em sensible, and we all might come away from this better off in the bedroom department...)

I wouldnt call it 'pulling' kyz.. they want it ;)

Cyclone wrote:
> Give them an onion......
>
> DAMN YOU CAROL ANN DUFFY!
>
> Give them a........
>
> Er.......
>
> I don't have a 'them'........
>
> Money saved at least......
>
> :D

I did that poem in GCSE Eng Lit..... i got a B :D

Cyclone wrote:
> Give them an onion......
>
> DAMN YOU CAROL ANN DUFFY!

The stupid lesbian.

Or,
Let me be your vacuum cleaner,
sucking in your dust

What the hell is that about.

I'm sure most blokes would much prefer getting their knob polished than a crap card

They should change Valentines Day to that

Bloke buy flowers and chocolate and we get that

Easy

Give them an onion......

DAMN YOU CAROL ANN DUFFY!

Give them a........

Er.......

I don't have a 'them'........

Money saved at least......

:D

Get a cute teddy and a soppy card if you are 'with' the girl.

If you wanting to pull get her a cute card and flowers.

Im a ladies man, I know... shut up.

Im getting MK though :-)

No I never gave her it that night

The last I heard she burnt it

haha

I sure pick the mentalists

Lol well its probably a good day for women and at the end of the day well... if you give ur g/f's a good day :S

noooo he kept it just because he likes feeling gay.

Did she get it that night?