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"Okay, here's a Monday morning question"

Do you want to have kids?

Britney Spears is a bint

I wouldn't let her have children

Definitely. But only with the right person. They'll have enough disabilities coming from my DNA, so the mother had better be intelligent and good looking...

To counter "ignoring", I'll probably have one kid (better be a boy, I wouldn't know how to raise a girl, can't exactly teach her to fight) then lavish them with attention till they're about 10, then have another. Don't want just one, as all the single children I know are a little... weird. Probably stop at two, hopefully a boy, then a girl (when I have a little more experience on how not to mis-treat kids)

Also gonna wait a long time. I want to live my OWN life first, then have kids, so I'll probably be late 20s/early 30s.

Wonder if Britney Spears fancies kids yet... I'll give her a ring

No

Although this may change when I'm older

If I meet someone who wants to have a family with me then they could probably persuade me

No - I'm far too selfish. Wouldn't like to give up anything I currently do to accommodate them.

No. Not now, not ever.

No! I went to the cinema yesterday and three little brats sat behind me kicking the back of my seat, eating loudly, repeating the "funny" lines and informing everyone loudly what the next plot twist is.

Their parents corrective action amounted to "shh!" and "shhhh!".

Actually now I think about it yes: my kids would have kicked the living out of those little boogers! Then I would have doubled their pocket money to show them that violence is the only solution and groom them for a career in the army.

I want 7.
They should all have purple hair.
They should also all have yellow dungarees.
They should also also all have a pet mongoose.
They should also also also all live in a house shaped like a kettle made of treacle.

Well, perhaps not, and if I were to be serious, then I would maybe want kids. Maybe maybe. Maybe yes. Maybe no. Maybe. We'll see.

Yes - Definatley! Im 23 now so hopefully within the next 10 years!!

Yep, once I've found the right person to have them with...I think I already have, actually...

But it would help if I let her know. :D

I already know the name of my first son.

And, like YH, I'm gonna take him to play snooker as soon as he's big enough to hold a cue. Then he can go on to win the World Championship, and give me half of the profits. :D

I also wanna improve on what my Dad is like. My Dad's fantastic, I'm very lucky, but there are a couple of things I'd like to change if I was a father.

yes, to continue my family name. but not for years and years and years.

and years.