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Do you want to have kids?
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Kids can be trained to fight for you! *laughs in an evil manner*
Goatboy wrote:
> Having carefully considered my previous answer, I have now reached the
> final conclusion:
>
> No.
> I would rather smash my testicles betwixt 2 bricks than endure years
> of screaming little-me's.
> I'm too selfish, detest kids and would end up treating them
> horrifically purely for my own amusement when I couldn't be arsed to
> play GTA9.
> They smell, they can't draw, they scream like girls when they fall
> down and they're rubbish at bear-baiting.
But you could make them really cool! They could carry your stuff from gig to gig, make you sandwiches and stuff.
By the way: 'they can't draw' - best reason ever for not having kids.
> Having carefully considered my previous answer, I have now reached the
> final conclusion:
>
> No.
> I would rather smash my testicles betwixt 2 bricks than endure years
> of screaming little-me's.
> I'm too selfish, detest kids and would end up treating them
> horrifically purely for my own amusement when I couldn't be arsed to
> play GTA9.
> They smell, they can't draw, they scream like girls when they fall
> down and they're rubbish at bear-baiting.
But you could make them really cool! They could carry your stuff from gig to gig, make you sandwiches and stuff.
By the way: 'they can't draw' - best reason ever for not having kids.
Wales and Scotland aren't the same place.
Eh !
Shouldn't the sorry have come after my response.
Heh - that's the third time you have said sorry to me now SHEEPY...
Shouldn't the sorry have come after my response.
Heh - that's the third time you have said sorry to me now SHEEPY...
Oi - watch the insults Sheep person - Wales isn't that big a place to hide in you know...
Sorry
Don't insult me bint
I bet your kids are ugly and stupid AND smell
I bet your kids are ugly and stupid AND smell
That's ok oh uneducated one - we get the gist of what you were saying.
Urgh the mistakes in that post.
Ah well
Ah well
You do know what the future population will be like
Most middle-class people won't have kids and have fun spending money on there own
Whilst the remaining humans on Earth will be from 16 year old mothers called Chantel and Developing countries where they don't have contraceptions.
Most middle-class people won't have kids and have fun spending money on there own
Whilst the remaining humans on Earth will be from 16 year old mothers called Chantel and Developing countries where they don't have contraceptions.
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