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"Okay, here's a Monday morning question"

Do you want to have kids?

That's alright then :)

Obviously we don't mean *your* kids, I'm sure they're special.

We mean all the other ones.

Bah - listen to you load of low lifes...

You were all kids once - or have you forgot.....

Iv'e got two little girls and they are great - and we might have some more. Life is good....

And they will all be called grandpa ,and they will rule the world.

Don't really know. Yeah, probably. I know what I'll call them if I do have them, but not sure if I actually want to have them. Besides, if my kid was stupid, I'd have to drown it.

SHEEPY wrote:
See I think babies are cute
But then when they start to tlak and walk they're irritating until
they're out their teens
Then they leave home
And you've spent loads of money and lost some years of your life
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Best reason for never having kids ever given.

See I think babies are cute

But then when they start to tlak and walk they're irritating until they're out their teens

Then they leave home

And you've spent loads of money and lost some years of your life

I want to give my kid advice on how to beat people up. And teach him to draw. I got my drawing ability from thin air (no-one in my family can draw) so he'll either get it, or he won't and I'll teach him.

Can't wait to have a mini-me running around, crapping his pants.

Having carefully considered my previous answer, I have now reached the final conclusion:

No.
I would rather smash my testicles betwixt 2 bricks than endure years of screaming little-me's.
I'm too selfish, detest kids and would end up treating them horrifically purely for my own amusement when I couldn't be arsed to play GTA9.
They smell, they can't draw, they scream like girls when they fall down and they're rubbish at bear-baiting.

You can get arrested for asking that sort of thing these days. Especially on the Internet.