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"The planets are aligned, the time has come gentlemen..."

Four men sit apon four chairs. The night sky falls apon them, and although they don't realise it, night is apon us.


"Hail Brother Ant." SHEEPY said. "What does thou bring us in this time of woe?"

"Hail Brother." Ant replied. "I bring news of a game."

"What game is this you speak of?" Said I.

"It is the one true game. The one that will bind us all." Ant reached into his sack, and withdrew thy press release.

"It is what I've always dreamed of, and yet, my dreams never seem so real." Said I.

"It is of true beauty." Said Ant.

"An online RPG?" Inquired Snipe. "What's so good about an online RPG?"

Ant and I gave Snipe an evil look.

"You do not see the whole picture, misguided one." I remarked.

"Certainly not." Ant stared at the game again. "Lord Lucas would not be pleased to hear of such blasphemy."

"Lord Lucas? What the hell are you lot blabbing on about anyway?"

"Behold. The Star Wars Online RPG is being developed, and you can now sign up for the beta testing."

"I shall not wait to do so. Goodbye gentlemen." Said I.

Snipe continued to argue with Ant and Sheepy well into the night, until Ant withdrew his +5 attack Lightsaber, and Sheepy attacked Snipe with his +15 force grip.

Who is his son?

Darth Sheepy stands before Emperor Tony, who sits apon his chair, facing a ridculously large window.

"I have felt him. My son. He is near." Said Darth Sheepy.

"You wish to find him?" Tony still stared out the window.

"Yes. I do master."

Darth Sheepy's mechanics suddenly started smoking again.

"Oh, not AGAIN! This happened in front of one of those idiot Admrials I had to kill..."

Emperor Tony stood up, and dragged his cape along the floor. He strode towards Sheepy.

"You will find your son, and soon, he will join us."

Emperor Tony began to walk away, but he tripped on his cape...

Emperor Tony fell flat on his face.

"Sheepy, help me. I've fallen and I can't get up."

"Yes my Lord..." Sheepy sniggered...

"What's so funny! Pick me up!"

"Nothing... nothing..."

Your right, it's just his secret weapon to get away from your bad breath!

Nope.

Grix Vader finally tells Ant Skywalker his secret........he is his son.
Ant asks his dad 'what can you do with that?', Grix says' well you can breath like this.....you see?.
Ant laughs at him and replies 'oh wow, so can you smell anything with that huge black thing?'.

Grix answers 'not a thing my son', ant decides to fart and asks 'can you smell this?' Grix holds his throat and falls to the ground.
IS he dead?

I will kill someone, but tommorrow.

I rather you killed someone else like ant.

Look, I've already tried to kill you three times, but *someone* keeps bringing you back.

I want you dead more than anyone else, so leave me alone.

: )

Oh.......never mind.

Nope. You were just cringing from the voices.