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Four men sit apon four chairs. The night sky falls apon them, and although they don't realise it, night is apon us.
"Hail Brother Ant." SHEEPY said. "What does thou bring us in this time of woe?"
"Hail Brother." Ant replied. "I bring news of a game."
"What game is this you speak of?" Said I.
"It is the one true game. The one that will bind us all." Ant reached into his sack, and withdrew thy press release.
"It is what I've always dreamed of, and yet, my dreams never seem so real." Said I.
"It is of true beauty." Said Ant.
"An online RPG?" Inquired Snipe. "What's so good about an online RPG?"
Ant and I gave Snipe an evil look.
"You do not see the whole picture, misguided one." I remarked.
"Certainly not." Ant stared at the game again. "Lord Lucas would not be pleased to hear of such blasphemy."
"Lord Lucas? What the hell are you lot blabbing on about anyway?"
"Behold. The Star Wars Online RPG is being developed, and you can now sign up for the beta testing."
"I shall not wait to do so. Goodbye gentlemen." Said I.
Snipe continued to argue with Ant and Sheepy well into the night, until Ant withdrew his +5 attack Lightsaber, and Sheepy attacked Snipe with his +15 force grip.
"Hail Brother Ant." SHEEPY said. "What does thou bring us in this time of woe?"
"Hail Brother." Ant replied. "I bring news of a game."
"What game is this you speak of?" Said I.
"It is the one true game. The one that will bind us all." Ant reached into his sack, and withdrew thy press release.
"It is what I've always dreamed of, and yet, my dreams never seem so real." Said I.
"It is of true beauty." Said Ant.
"An online RPG?" Inquired Snipe. "What's so good about an online RPG?"
Ant and I gave Snipe an evil look.
"You do not see the whole picture, misguided one." I remarked.
"Certainly not." Ant stared at the game again. "Lord Lucas would not be pleased to hear of such blasphemy."
"Lord Lucas? What the hell are you lot blabbing on about anyway?"
"Behold. The Star Wars Online RPG is being developed, and you can now sign up for the beta testing."
"I shall not wait to do so. Goodbye gentlemen." Said I.
Snipe continued to argue with Ant and Sheepy well into the night, until Ant withdrew his +5 attack Lightsaber, and Sheepy attacked Snipe with his +15 force grip.
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"HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS IS A SPACESHIP!!" Sniper screamed.
"You wouldn't be able to go at over 100mph, let alone light speed!"
"SURPRISED-YOU WILL BE!!" Shouted Yoda from outside the ship.
"Can he hear everything?" FM asked Ant.
"Oh yes. Once, I didn't see him for 4 years. I was on a different planet from him, and I called him a boring fart when he sent me only 1 bag of sugar of Christmas. When I stayed with him 4 years later, he didn't let me jave a sugar for a week, all because I said that," Ant replied.
"Really?" Grix said sceptically.
"YES I DID, DID I!! Shouted Yoda.
"You wouldn't be able to go at over 100mph, let alone light speed!"
"SURPRISED-YOU WILL BE!!" Shouted Yoda from outside the ship.
"Can he hear everything?" FM asked Ant.
"Oh yes. Once, I didn't see him for 4 years. I was on a different planet from him, and I called him a boring fart when he sent me only 1 bag of sugar of Christmas. When I stayed with him 4 years later, he didn't let me jave a sugar for a week, all because I said that," Ant replied.
"Really?" Grix said sceptically.
"YES I DID, DID I!! Shouted Yoda.
Four men, and a rather small green puppet, all stood inside the hanger.
"It looked a lot smaller on the outside..." Sniper muttered to FM.
"Like me, no?" Sniper was suprised Yoda could hear him. "Small on outside, but strong, and big, on inside."
"Does he always talk like this?" FM said to Ant.
"Oh yes. Stroke I had you see." Yoda seemed to hear everything. Which was unsuprising, him being a jedi, and all.
"Here." Yoda pointed to a spaceship.
"What the hell is that?" Sniper said.
"It's a pile of junk!" Grix said, in shock.
"It's perfect." Said Ant.
"Leave you must now." Yoda shooed away the four people.
"I'm riding shotgun..." Said Ant.
"It looked a lot smaller on the outside..." Sniper muttered to FM.
"Like me, no?" Sniper was suprised Yoda could hear him. "Small on outside, but strong, and big, on inside."
"Does he always talk like this?" FM said to Ant.
"Oh yes. Stroke I had you see." Yoda seemed to hear everything. Which was unsuprising, him being a jedi, and all.
"Here." Yoda pointed to a spaceship.
"What the hell is that?" Sniper said.
"It's a pile of junk!" Grix said, in shock.
"It's perfect." Said Ant.
"Leave you must now." Yoda shooed away the four people.
"I'm riding shotgun..." Said Ant.
We should sort out who does which bit.
I've done that bit all ready Grix. Do the next bit.
**** I didn't realise you were here!!!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Four men stood apon the marshy bank, looking at the mess of the X-Wing.
"I suppose I could aimed for the grass, and not the marsh."
"It's a bit too late for that now, FantasyMeister." Grix looked around. "Where is this Uncle of yours then?"
Sniper was busy polishing his lightsaber again.
"He's on this planet." Ant said, to no-one in particular.
"Well. I was mistaken in thinking that you are absoultly useless." Grix muttered to Ant.
Sniper accidently fired a bullet from the back of his lightsaber, and snapped a large wire, that Yoda was attaching to FM's crashed X-wing.
"Uncle Yoda! There you are!" Ant shouted.
"Yes. Here am I. Need what do you?"
"I suppose I could aimed for the grass, and not the marsh."
"It's a bit too late for that now, FantasyMeister." Grix looked around. "Where is this Uncle of yours then?"
Sniper was busy polishing his lightsaber again.
"He's on this planet." Ant said, to no-one in particular.
"Well. I was mistaken in thinking that you are absoultly useless." Grix muttered to Ant.
Sniper accidently fired a bullet from the back of his lightsaber, and snapped a large wire, that Yoda was attaching to FM's crashed X-wing.
"Uncle Yoda! There you are!" Ant shouted.
"Yes. Here am I. Need what do you?"
The four Jedis walked into Uncle Yoda's home. It was a small, dusty place. Yoda had lots of models of old ships, and photos of old Jedi.
Ant pointed towards a photo, "LOOK! It's a picture of Qui-Gon!"
Grix and FM all stared at the photo. Sniper just sniggered.
"Greetings Uncle Yoda!" Ant said, still chewing on sugar
"Greetings Ant! What is it you need of?"
"Dear Uncle, I was hoping we could-EEAARR-HUUHUH!!" Ant suddenly choked on his sugar. Grix slapped Ant on the back as hard as possible.
Ant finally stopped choking. "I advise you not to eat so much sugar Ant. Sugar-a Jedi needs not," Yoda said knowingly.
Ant threw the sugar in the bin, but when Yoda wasn't looking, took more out of his pocket.
FM took over, "We were hoping we could use the Millennium Ant for our next mission. Is that possible? As my X-Wing's a bit old."
Yoda said yes, and led them to a large building outside. They stepped inside...
Ant pointed towards a photo, "LOOK! It's a picture of Qui-Gon!"
Grix and FM all stared at the photo. Sniper just sniggered.
"Greetings Uncle Yoda!" Ant said, still chewing on sugar
"Greetings Ant! What is it you need of?"
"Dear Uncle, I was hoping we could-EEAARR-HUUHUH!!" Ant suddenly choked on his sugar. Grix slapped Ant on the back as hard as possible.
Ant finally stopped choking. "I advise you not to eat so much sugar Ant. Sugar-a Jedi needs not," Yoda said knowingly.
Ant threw the sugar in the bin, but when Yoda wasn't looking, took more out of his pocket.
FM took over, "We were hoping we could use the Millennium Ant for our next mission. Is that possible? As my X-Wing's a bit old."
Yoda said yes, and led them to a large building outside. They stepped inside...
"Sir, theres an Imperial Shuttle flagging us."
"Open channels." Said the Commander.
"This is Captain Fogmaster, I have files that are of incredible importance to the survial of the Rebellion."
"What are they?" the Commander asked.
"We can not discuss that now. You just have to be able to deliver them to Princess Leia, so she can get them throught to the Alliance."
"Will do Captain. Thank you."
"Open channels." Said the Commander.
"This is Captain Fogmaster, I have files that are of incredible importance to the survial of the Rebellion."
"What are they?" the Commander asked.
"We can not discuss that now. You just have to be able to deliver them to Princess Leia, so she can get them throught to the Alliance."
"Will do Captain. Thank you."
*click*
FantasyMeister turned the engines off. Everyone waited with baited breath. Ant stopped eating sugar, and took a look outside the window.
"Holy Sheep!" Ant shouted, as the X-Wing fell to the ground below at very high speeds.
"Don't say that!" Grix said. Lord Lucas hates people saying the name of...Darth Sheepy."
"Oh who cares?" Sniper said in his usual unpolite manner. "It's just a name. SHEEPY SHEEPY SHEEPY!!!"
"Please shut thy mouth, Sniper," Grix said.
As the X-Wing fell to the ground, Ant's Uncle suddenly clicked his fingers, and the X-Wing steadied and slowed, and landed safely on the floor.
"Right, let's go." FantasyMeister said.
As they stepped out, Ant dropped all his sugar on the floor.
"ANT YOU SHEEP!!" Shouted FantasyMeister.
FantasyMeister turned the engines off. Everyone waited with baited breath. Ant stopped eating sugar, and took a look outside the window.
"Holy Sheep!" Ant shouted, as the X-Wing fell to the ground below at very high speeds.
"Don't say that!" Grix said. Lord Lucas hates people saying the name of...Darth Sheepy."
"Oh who cares?" Sniper said in his usual unpolite manner. "It's just a name. SHEEPY SHEEPY SHEEPY!!!"
"Please shut thy mouth, Sniper," Grix said.
As the X-Wing fell to the ground, Ant's Uncle suddenly clicked his fingers, and the X-Wing steadied and slowed, and landed safely on the floor.
"Right, let's go." FantasyMeister said.
As they stepped out, Ant dropped all his sugar on the floor.
"ANT YOU SHEEP!!" Shouted FantasyMeister.
Oh great....
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