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Four men sit apon four chairs. The night sky falls apon them, and although they don't realise it, night is apon us.
"Hail Brother Ant." SHEEPY said. "What does thou bring us in this time of woe?"
"Hail Brother." Ant replied. "I bring news of a game."
"What game is this you speak of?" Said I.
"It is the one true game. The one that will bind us all." Ant reached into his sack, and withdrew thy press release.
"It is what I've always dreamed of, and yet, my dreams never seem so real." Said I.
"It is of true beauty." Said Ant.
"An online RPG?" Inquired Snipe. "What's so good about an online RPG?"
Ant and I gave Snipe an evil look.
"You do not see the whole picture, misguided one." I remarked.
"Certainly not." Ant stared at the game again. "Lord Lucas would not be pleased to hear of such blasphemy."
"Lord Lucas? What the hell are you lot blabbing on about anyway?"
"Behold. The Star Wars Online RPG is being developed, and you can now sign up for the beta testing."
"I shall not wait to do so. Goodbye gentlemen." Said I.
Snipe continued to argue with Ant and Sheepy well into the night, until Ant withdrew his +5 attack Lightsaber, and Sheepy attacked Snipe with his +15 force grip.
"Hail Brother Ant." SHEEPY said. "What does thou bring us in this time of woe?"
"Hail Brother." Ant replied. "I bring news of a game."
"What game is this you speak of?" Said I.
"It is the one true game. The one that will bind us all." Ant reached into his sack, and withdrew thy press release.
"It is what I've always dreamed of, and yet, my dreams never seem so real." Said I.
"It is of true beauty." Said Ant.
"An online RPG?" Inquired Snipe. "What's so good about an online RPG?"
Ant and I gave Snipe an evil look.
"You do not see the whole picture, misguided one." I remarked.
"Certainly not." Ant stared at the game again. "Lord Lucas would not be pleased to hear of such blasphemy."
"Lord Lucas? What the hell are you lot blabbing on about anyway?"
"Behold. The Star Wars Online RPG is being developed, and you can now sign up for the beta testing."
"I shall not wait to do so. Goodbye gentlemen." Said I.
Snipe continued to argue with Ant and Sheepy well into the night, until Ant withdrew his +5 attack Lightsaber, and Sheepy attacked Snipe with his +15 force grip.
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i think this thread has gone tooo far!!
I was getting bored of writing FantasyMeister said. So I wrote what he said, followed by his reaction.
What do you mean FantasyMeister's eyes widened 'OH MY GOD'?
Darth Sheepy left the five in the dark, black room...
"I can't believe it. How could he be SO cruel!" Ant was hunched up in a corner, still unable to believe the monstrosity of the man.
FM was crying in the corner.
"So let me get this straight." Dan stood up, still trying to hold his head together. "He's basically letting us go. All we have to do is complete the game."
"I take it you've never played Barbie Race and Ride before then." Asked Grix.
"DON'T SAY THAT NAME!!!" FM said through tears.
Grix said quitely to Dan. "WE have to do this, I don't think he will last much longer..."
"I can't believe it. How could he be SO cruel!" Ant was hunched up in a corner, still unable to believe the monstrosity of the man.
FM was crying in the corner.
"So let me get this straight." Dan stood up, still trying to hold his head together. "He's basically letting us go. All we have to do is complete the game."
"I take it you've never played Barbie Race and Ride before then." Asked Grix.
"DON'T SAY THAT NAME!!!" FM said through tears.
Grix said quitely to Dan. "WE have to do this, I don't think he will last much longer..."
Great i know it's a laugh, i don't know why Fantasy Meister followed my story and killed me.
May I remind you that you wanted other people killed, and were the only one to want someone killed off...
Anyway. It's only a laugh, and who says you are dead, anyway?
Anyway. It's only a laugh, and who says you are dead, anyway?
I'm just posting here for the fun of it, if you don';t want me to say anything on this topic i won't, even though i'm a regular you still don't want me involved in it, who cares anyway.
Five men stood in awe...
"Jese! What do we do?" Said Ant...
Dan collapsed on the floor. "Whoops..." Said Grix.
"What's wrong with him?"
Grix looked at the floor. "I think I forgot to add stitchs."
"Urgh. Pick him up, before he drains dry." Darkness said.
"Or before he drowns." Ant added.
The Wookiee monster seemed angry because the plot had focused away from him.
"Oh. Sorry." Said Grix.
"So, how do we get past him then?" Ant repeated.
"It's quite simple. We just have to give him a wookiee cookie.
"Hurry, we don't have much time." Ant shouted.
Grix looked confused...
"That was the last scene Ant. Do you EVER learn your lines?"
"So whose line is it now?" FM said.
Grix pulled out a script.
"Blood on floor... What do we do... AH! Here. Apparently we now pay tribute to the Wookiee by doing the sacred dance of Kaysshh."
"Weren't we supposed to get a cookie?" FM pulled out his script as well.
"Seems there are quite a few plotholes in this story. Bloody writers."
So the four... sorry, FIVE heroes found the Wookiees missing necklace in the parlor, and were allowed to pass.
But their time had run... out.
"Your time has run out... son." Darth Sheepy stood behind the door to the Millennium Ant.
"Son? Who's son? Who is his son?" Grix said.
"Maybe later. Now, follow me to the large, dark, smoke filled room, where I have a appropirate torture waiting for you..."
"OHMYGOD!!! NOT...!!!" FantasyMeisters eyes widened...
"Jese! What do we do?" Said Ant...
Dan collapsed on the floor. "Whoops..." Said Grix.
"What's wrong with him?"
Grix looked at the floor. "I think I forgot to add stitchs."
"Urgh. Pick him up, before he drains dry." Darkness said.
"Or before he drowns." Ant added.
The Wookiee monster seemed angry because the plot had focused away from him.
"Oh. Sorry." Said Grix.
"So, how do we get past him then?" Ant repeated.
"It's quite simple. We just have to give him a wookiee cookie.
"Hurry, we don't have much time." Ant shouted.
Grix looked confused...
"That was the last scene Ant. Do you EVER learn your lines?"
"So whose line is it now?" FM said.
Grix pulled out a script.
"Blood on floor... What do we do... AH! Here. Apparently we now pay tribute to the Wookiee by doing the sacred dance of Kaysshh."
"Weren't we supposed to get a cookie?" FM pulled out his script as well.
"Seems there are quite a few plotholes in this story. Bloody writers."
So the four... sorry, FIVE heroes found the Wookiees missing necklace in the parlor, and were allowed to pass.
But their time had run... out.
"Your time has run out... son." Darth Sheepy stood behind the door to the Millennium Ant.
"Son? Who's son? Who is his son?" Grix said.
"Maybe later. Now, follow me to the large, dark, smoke filled room, where I have a appropirate torture waiting for you..."
"OHMYGOD!!! NOT...!!!" FantasyMeisters eyes widened...
There was a *click*
Then there was a 'pop'.
To the 'top'.
Then there was a 'pop'.
To the 'top'.
Back in the Cloud-City Medi-lab, Grix held a scalpel to Dan-uk's head.
"Don't move, we dont have much time" He said, as he made the initial cut.
The alarm had alerted stoormtroopers, and they begun to flood into the corridor.
FM, Ant and Darkness open fired on them, but they were many in number, so they forced shut the blast-doors.
"Hurry, we don't have much time." Yelled Ant to Grix.
"I've already said that" replied Grix, just as he was removing the N-Chip from Dan-UK.
"That feels better. Now follow me, I know another route out of here." Ordered Dan_uk, as he headed towards a ventilation shaft.
The shaft lead our heroes back into the corridor a little further down from where the Stormtroopers were blasting at the Medi-Lab door, they would have to be quick.
Dan_uk lead the Jedi's through a maze of corridors, before saying "Just through this door is the docking area, the Millennium Ant should still be here."
Ant pushed the button to open the door,the Millennium Ant was not the first thing that they saw, they were shocked, as before them stood a Wookiee Monster.
Behind them, they could hear the Stormtroopers approaching rapidly.
"Don't move, we dont have much time" He said, as he made the initial cut.
The alarm had alerted stoormtroopers, and they begun to flood into the corridor.
FM, Ant and Darkness open fired on them, but they were many in number, so they forced shut the blast-doors.
"Hurry, we don't have much time." Yelled Ant to Grix.
"I've already said that" replied Grix, just as he was removing the N-Chip from Dan-UK.
"That feels better. Now follow me, I know another route out of here." Ordered Dan_uk, as he headed towards a ventilation shaft.
The shaft lead our heroes back into the corridor a little further down from where the Stormtroopers were blasting at the Medi-Lab door, they would have to be quick.
Dan_uk lead the Jedi's through a maze of corridors, before saying "Just through this door is the docking area, the Millennium Ant should still be here."
Ant pushed the button to open the door,the Millennium Ant was not the first thing that they saw, they were shocked, as before them stood a Wookiee Monster.
Behind them, they could hear the Stormtroopers approaching rapidly.
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