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"The planets are aligned, the time has come gentlemen..."

Four men sit apon four chairs. The night sky falls apon them, and although they don't realise it, night is apon us.


"Hail Brother Ant." SHEEPY said. "What does thou bring us in this time of woe?"

"Hail Brother." Ant replied. "I bring news of a game."

"What game is this you speak of?" Said I.

"It is the one true game. The one that will bind us all." Ant reached into his sack, and withdrew thy press release.

"It is what I've always dreamed of, and yet, my dreams never seem so real." Said I.

"It is of true beauty." Said Ant.

"An online RPG?" Inquired Snipe. "What's so good about an online RPG?"

Ant and I gave Snipe an evil look.

"You do not see the whole picture, misguided one." I remarked.

"Certainly not." Ant stared at the game again. "Lord Lucas would not be pleased to hear of such blasphemy."

"Lord Lucas? What the hell are you lot blabbing on about anyway?"

"Behold. The Star Wars Online RPG is being developed, and you can now sign up for the beta testing."

"I shall not wait to do so. Goodbye gentlemen." Said I.

Snipe continued to argue with Ant and Sheepy well into the night, until Ant withdrew his +5 attack Lightsaber, and Sheepy attacked Snipe with his +15 force grip.

EEEEEUUUURRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH -HUUUUUHHUUUU -EEEEEUUURRGGHHH -HUHHHUUUUU!!!!!!! (deep breath)

Sorry, I just choked on some of Tony's sugar.

Ant - what time is the next episode?

I wouldn't want to miss it?

I should of copyrighted my name, after being killed and revived so many times, kill some one else for god's sake!

"What??" Grix said, still suffering from the affects of his dream.

"You said, WE'RE ALL IN MORTAL DANGER!!" FM replied.

"But we are."

"Yes, I'm just saying you said something obvious. I was being sarcastic!"

"Noooo!" Grix said, annoyed, "I mean, I had a dream. And Sniper appeared in it, and he-"

"Sniper's dead," Ant interrupted.

"I know!! It was a dream!!"

"So why is it relevant to this?" Ant asked.

"JUST LISTEN!! Sniper said to me that a friend I trust will cause me harm unpurposefully. He said it was because his life is too precious to him. He also says it is someone I've know from the start, someone I've known throughout."

"Who is it, though?" Dan asked.

"It could be one of you," Grix said, "Actually, its most likely to be one of you."

Everyone gave everyone else quick, suspicious glances.

"Look, it was just a dream," Darkness said. "Let's just forget about it, and hear what Dan has too say,"

*to be continued*

blueghhhhhh,blueghhhhhhhhhhh you are gay.

I'll do a "reflect" on what just happened after Ant does his bit

I'm still not fully sure how I managed to break my mind away from the "Nintendo chip"

I don't know how I ended up in cloud city either.

Perhaps the dusty planet was the one below cloud city...


I know, I'll fill in the gaps!

I'll carry on the proper story...

FINE LEAVE ME OUT THEN!

It is nearly christmas.

The guard was only slightly stunned, so when Sniper went off jauntily down the corridor between the cells, the guard shot him in the back.

The funeral went ahead as planned.