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"Alternative Swear Words"

Ok, we can't swear. I'm ok with that, you know, kids and all.

But I need another output. Because you know what? I enjoy swearing. It's a good way to express yourself. But instead of using normal swear words, I guess I better make up my own.

The more complicated, the more funny I guess... but the more complicated, the less likely it'll actually work as an output.

e.g. Felch stained facial hair, while amusing to me, is a bit too long. But write stuff like that anyway, because it's funny and I know you lot can do much better than me.

I need short words that I can just shoot off in some kinda strange ejaculation euphanism. Point out if I've swore so far.

So, without swearing, swear. Simple.

erm...
you snarf
you spoofed on your jeans
monkey deflanginator
(the last one makes no sense to me, my head started to fill with random words)

Twonk.

Not really a swear word. But funny (for me).

Or -

Kartoffel Schloffen.

I have a top saving "funked up" so funked is quite dissonant so it's usable.

I think it will be good to use things like, "he's done a grix" and similar things. Of course we would use that one when someone posts a nice poem

:)

Erm.. I call people Coot's, dunno why oh and Moose's, ya Coot! Like that.

Ring licker.

Ant wrote:
> Red Dwarf is the King for complicated insults. :D

Amen. Smeghead. Btw, I found the meaning of smeg when I looked it up. Not nice :S. (look up smegma)

i wouldnt use anything, remember, THEY KNOW EVERYTHING!!!

Bonus boy.

Rintinker. S'got a ring to it.

Red Dwarf is the King for complicated insults. :D

Don't ask me

" Oi yer a pure Bawsaw McGraw "

Aldo

Odla