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"Alternative Swear Words"

Ok, we can't swear. I'm ok with that, you know, kids and all.

But I need another output. Because you know what? I enjoy swearing. It's a good way to express yourself. But instead of using normal swear words, I guess I better make up my own.

The more complicated, the more funny I guess... but the more complicated, the less likely it'll actually work as an output.

e.g. Felch stained facial hair, while amusing to me, is a bit too long. But write stuff like that anyway, because it's funny and I know you lot can do much better than me.

I need short words that I can just shoot off in some kinda strange ejaculation euphanism. Point out if I've swore so far.

So, without swearing, swear. Simple.

Schithouse (It's a German word for...erm, ..something.)

Use French swearwords

'Putain' is one.

No one has said cockface yet?

I find this hard to believe.
Or is that *actually* swearing?

Suck my crusty hole.

Assball

Starlight wrote:

>
> I think it will be good to use things like, "he's done a
> grix" and similar things. Of course we would use that one when
> someone posts a nice poem

I invented that. I think.

Vai Toma No Cu

*Bagairo

*It means £*^K YOU in Japanese.....

(please ignore the monkey one from my last post)

having a beer and lemonade
love lolly (from men behaving badly site)

Schlong is another word for willy!

Or in some people's cases, Schlort. :)