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"Alternative Swear Words"

Ok, we can't swear. I'm ok with that, you know, kids and all.

But I need another output. Because you know what? I enjoy swearing. It's a good way to express yourself. But instead of using normal swear words, I guess I better make up my own.

The more complicated, the more funny I guess... but the more complicated, the less likely it'll actually work as an output.

e.g. Felch stained facial hair, while amusing to me, is a bit too long. But write stuff like that anyway, because it's funny and I know you lot can do much better than me.

I need short words that I can just shoot off in some kinda strange ejaculation euphanism. Point out if I've swore so far.

So, without swearing, swear. Simple.

My friend says:

'Jilly' for the word 'Willy'

You are all krubbish.
This is jippy.
Jippy is my favourite.
It means faulty or crappy or jumpy.

Flux wrote:
> Expletive Deleted wrote:
> Schithouse (It's a German word for...erm, ..something.)
>
> Nope. Looked it up. Means nothing, just a figment of your
> imagination...

Schithaus.

Porbably doens't mean anything anyway but "house" is not a word in German. Haus, however, is, and means House.

Go muck yourself
You are a piece of brit
You stupid clanker

Expletive Deleted wrote:
> Schithouse (It's a German word for...erm, ..something.)

Nope. Looked it up. Means nothing, just a figment of your imagination...

One of my friends, when he used to get really, really pished off (there's another one, to get past the filter :^S ), used to use the insult:

bottom burgular

He'd be completely dry when he said it too. The guy was a comic genius :^)

v*gina decliner - gay.

making a withdrawl from the bank

I just had a conversation where we were talking, and the other person used that phrase about aome other guys she knows.
thought I'd put it here before I forgot.
( I wouldn't want to work at one of those banks )

I've allways called people Spoon instead of a**hole.... People retaliate with "oh, you knife" but it doesn't have the same sound.

Berk
Fudge
Freak

Can all be used alone, as a replacement for "poo" or coupled with "ing" to make them -

Berking
Fudging
Freaking

As a replacement for, well, you know