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"Got arrested the other night..."

Basically, 'twas my mate Seb's 19th, so we went down to Megabowl (bowling alley, just happens to be close by)

Played a few games, had a few beers. Seb and my mate Wal had been drinking all day, so they were mortal. They stole two pins and hid them outside. As we left, they picked them up and started hitting stuff with them in the car park. A staff member saw us as we left, and phoned the police.

As we walked home, Wal and my mate Fos smashed a bus shelter (hit the glass) and some guy chased after us, claiming we'd hit his car. Almost got into a scuffle with him, before we left because the police were on their way. Went to mine, drank some water, talked to my dad. Wal wanted to go back to where the guy had tried to hit us so we could get the pin (fingerprint evidence, don't you know) but it wasn't there. What was there, however, was a bussie car, and we were asked to sit in the back.

Wal and I were arrested on suspicion of theft and criminal damage, and we were driven 9 miles to a bussie station. I was searched and had my stuff taken from me, including my belt and trainers (so I couldn't hang myself) I claimed the right to have a solicitor, to make sure I didn't get pooped on since I'd never been in that position before. Got put in the cell at about half 12, and at about 2am the solicitor came and asked me some questions, told me the procedure. Got stuck back in the cell, then at about 4am I was interviewed. I denied all knowledge of seeing any pins, or seeing anything get smashed. At about half 4 they gave me my stuff back, and I was bailed and waited in the reception for my mate Wal. At about 5 he got out, and we were given a lift home. Didn't get home till 6am, where I slept for two hours before I had to get up to get ready for college, grr.

Basically, I'm totally innocent of everything, as it was my friends who stole the pins and hit stuff with them, but I can't prove that, so I'm kind of stuck. They knew we were lying about not knowing about any pins that had been stolen, and one of them told Wal if someone admitted to stealing the pins, someone else admitted to hitting the bus shelter, and someone else admitted to hitting the car (even though no-one did) then those people could get off with a caution. So, Seb's claiming he stole the pins, Wal's claiming he hit the bus shelter, and Fos is claiming he hit the car. So, hopefully, they'll just get cautions, and we'll all get away with it (not that I did anything anyway, except be there) If that doesn't work, then I'll end up in court over something I didn't do, and have a fine as well as a criminal record. Great (!)

Yeah, we're scumbags, I know, but it's not like my mates do this sort of thing on a regular basis, heh

How did you actually get the pins?

Wouldn't someone have seen you running down the alley?

MoJo mate, I like you and all. But you and your mates are real gimps, you know that?

:D

No offence man, but you and your mates sound like a bunch of first class Wan**** and tw@s basically.

Hurrah, I won

Now, I'm off to smash some bus stops

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Heh
>
> Alright then, um... I think... um... I think I should be able to smash
> as many bus stops as I like, because I rule
>
> Argue that point

Got me....

Heh

Alright then, um... I think... um... I think I should be able to smash as many bus stops as I like, because I rule

Argue that point

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> What IS the argument? I really don't see one

The original argument was something to do with a post by Slaveunit. We've just wandered slightly. :-)

> You say I'm a scumbag for trying to help my friends. You say my
> friends are scumbags
>
> I take that as a personal insult

You shouldn't.

> End of story. You're the one dragging it out

I know. I need something to do until my train arrives. :-)

What IS the argument? I really don't see one

You say I'm a scumbag for trying to help my friends. You say my friends are scumbags

I take that as a personal insult

End of story. You're the one dragging it out

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> From reading your posts in these forums, I am guessing the following
> -
>
> You have no friends

Wrong. I have many, and all better quality than your vicious hooligans.

> You've never been drunk in your life

Wrong. Wedding last week.

> You're a judgemental God-squadder

I love arguing if that what you mean. :-)


So you've entirely neglected the argument in favour of insulting me eh?
Ah well, don't worry about it, you'll learn to argue better with time. :-)

From reading your posts in these forums, I am guessing the following -

You have no friends
You've never been drunk in your life
You're a judgemental God-squadder

I think all three are true, but I'm sure at least the last one is...