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Well you may recall me taking the hottest chick to Foo Fighters soon but the other day I turned a new leaf to show that I am THE SEX GOD.
Ok, maybe I'm overreacting but I have found something cool for you all to do on your next day at school.
I was walking the corridors of my school with my mates when a power came over me. Suddenly I had turned into Sex God and so grabbed the nearest girl next to me and hugged her.
"WHO ARE YOU?!?"
"Does it matter..."
She was loving it.
Since then I hugged around 40 girls all after lunch and one of them got their legs out for me the next day.
I have this tatic, you go up behind them, hug them from behind and put your cheek near theres. Then their yours.
Yours truly,
Sex God.
Ok, maybe I'm overreacting but I have found something cool for you all to do on your next day at school.
I was walking the corridors of my school with my mates when a power came over me. Suddenly I had turned into Sex God and so grabbed the nearest girl next to me and hugged her.
"WHO ARE YOU?!?"
"Does it matter..."
She was loving it.
Since then I hugged around 40 girls all after lunch and one of them got their legs out for me the next day.
I have this tatic, you go up behind them, hug them from behind and put your cheek near theres. Then their yours.
Yours truly,
Sex God.
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Rosalind wrote:
> The world
> has after all gone mad.
Was it ever sane?
> The world
> has after all gone mad.
Was it ever sane?
'How To Be A Sex God' By MWA
Well...
Don't read it, we'll all die virgins!
:c)
Well...
Don't read it, we'll all die virgins!
:c)
Could be?
I'm compiling a law suit as we speak.
You shouldn't have touched me MWA, not there.
I'm compiling a law suit as we speak.
You shouldn't have touched me MWA, not there.
I wouldn't stop at the hug.
I would have something leaking in my mind.
What I need, is a pretty women next to me.. I can't be held responsible for my actions, and her response.
I would have something leaking in my mind.
What I need, is a pretty women next to me.. I can't be held responsible for my actions, and her response.
*hugs you all*
Oh yes, I am the god!
It said on the back of the tin this would wear off overnight...
Oh yes, I am the god!
It said on the back of the tin this would wear off overnight...
Be careful, this could be construed as sexual harrasement. The world has after all gone mad.
I suggest you don't try this tactic at the next meeting of the "Feminist Majority Militia" group.
I suggest anyone use MKA's theory in any club in Newquay at a foam party.
Your trully,
Goatboys Trainee.
Your trully,
Goatboys Trainee.
Well you may recall me taking the hottest chick to Foo Fighters soon but the other day I turned a new leaf to show that I am THE SEX GOD.
Ok, maybe I'm overreacting but I have found something cool for you all to do on your next day at school.
I was walking the corridors of my school with my mates when a power came over me. Suddenly I had turned into Sex God and so grabbed the nearest girl next to me and hugged her.
"WHO ARE YOU?!?"
"Does it matter..."
She was loving it.
Since then I hugged around 40 girls all after lunch and one of them got their legs out for me the next day.
I have this tatic, you go up behind them, hug them from behind and put your cheek near theres. Then their yours.
Yours truly,
Sex God.
Ok, maybe I'm overreacting but I have found something cool for you all to do on your next day at school.
I was walking the corridors of my school with my mates when a power came over me. Suddenly I had turned into Sex God and so grabbed the nearest girl next to me and hugged her.
"WHO ARE YOU?!?"
"Does it matter..."
She was loving it.
Since then I hugged around 40 girls all after lunch and one of them got their legs out for me the next day.
I have this tatic, you go up behind them, hug them from behind and put your cheek near theres. Then their yours.
Yours truly,
Sex God.
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