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"'How To Be A Sex God' By MWA"

Well you may recall me taking the hottest chick to Foo Fighters soon but the other day I turned a new leaf to show that I am THE SEX GOD.

Ok, maybe I'm overreacting but I have found something cool for you all to do on your next day at school.

I was walking the corridors of my school with my mates when a power came over me. Suddenly I had turned into Sex God and so grabbed the nearest girl next to me and hugged her.

"WHO ARE YOU?!?"
"Does it matter..."

She was loving it.

Since then I hugged around 40 girls all after lunch and one of them got their legs out for me the next day.

I have this tatic, you go up behind them, hug them from behind and put your cheek near theres. Then their yours.

Yours truly,
Sex God.

Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> Even though I done it to like everyone.


Prove it. (:)

FantasyMeister wrote:
> What happens when you walk up behind them, give them a big hug, then
> they turn around and you notice they look like a minger?


You burn their face and dig out your eyes. It may seem extreme, but hey...

What happens when you walk up behind them, give them a big hug, then they turn around and you notice they look like a minger?

So everybody loves you. Sounds familiar...

FantasyMeister wrote:
> Only during the years that are followed by the letters B.C.

Before Computers?

My theory does infact work because like you, many of the girls may be afraid to show their affection or haven't noticed you.

Doing this will show that you want them.

Even though I done it to like everyone.

This could turn into a full blown argument. Everybody, ready your blades...

phi11ip wrote:
> 'How To Be A Sex God' By MWA
>
> Well...
>
> Don't read it, we'll all die virgins!
>
> :c)


You think thats not going to happen to you anyway? :P

Armatige Shanks wrote:
> Was it ever sane?

Only during the years that are followed by the letters B.C.

phi11ip wrote:
> 'How To Be A Sex God' By MWA
>
> Well...
>
> Don't read it, we'll all die virgins!
>
> :c)


Nice :-D