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Well you may recall me taking the hottest chick to Foo Fighters soon but the other day I turned a new leaf to show that I am THE SEX GOD.
Ok, maybe I'm overreacting but I have found something cool for you all to do on your next day at school.
I was walking the corridors of my school with my mates when a power came over me. Suddenly I had turned into Sex God and so grabbed the nearest girl next to me and hugged her.
"WHO ARE YOU?!?"
"Does it matter..."
She was loving it.
Since then I hugged around 40 girls all after lunch and one of them got their legs out for me the next day.
I have this tatic, you go up behind them, hug them from behind and put your cheek near theres. Then their yours.
Yours truly,
Sex God.
Ok, maybe I'm overreacting but I have found something cool for you all to do on your next day at school.
I was walking the corridors of my school with my mates when a power came over me. Suddenly I had turned into Sex God and so grabbed the nearest girl next to me and hugged her.
"WHO ARE YOU?!?"
"Does it matter..."
She was loving it.
Since then I hugged around 40 girls all after lunch and one of them got their legs out for me the next day.
I have this tatic, you go up behind them, hug them from behind and put your cheek near theres. Then their yours.
Yours truly,
Sex God.
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gerrid wrote:
> So everybody loves you. Sounds familiar...
Sounds familiar to what?
> So everybody loves you. Sounds familiar...
Sounds familiar to what?
Gerrid, about your tagline...I was voted as a contender for Drama king in my end of year awards and had to stand up in a big hall after the poof guy.
Man, that sucked.
I lost though.
Man, that sucked.
I lost though.
Armatige Shanks wrote:
> phi11ip wrote:
> 'How To Be A Sex God' By MWA
>
> Well...
>
> Don't read it, we'll all die virgins!
>
> :c)
>
>
> You think thats not going to happen to you anyway? :P
Urrrrrr...
That makes 2 of us!
Damm...
> phi11ip wrote:
> 'How To Be A Sex God' By MWA
>
> Well...
>
> Don't read it, we'll all die virgins!
>
> :c)
>
>
> You think thats not going to happen to you anyway? :P
Urrrrrr...
That makes 2 of us!
Damm...
?Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> Even though I done it to like everyone.
Why did you type 'I done it' and not 'I did it'?
> Even though I done it to like everyone.
Why did you type 'I done it' and not 'I did it'?
"stalk them for a bit"
If you want to get out with someone, stalk them for a bit, get them used to your face.
Guaranteed to work.
Guaranteed to work.
Time_Warp wrote:
> Prove it. (:)
I have a mini d-cam thing I can snap them with that if you like :-D I can gather round them and they can put up their thumbs :-D
If they are a minger then I just move on swiftly but someone saw me do it once after I hugged them and went "urghhhhhh you're hugging her" or something. But, I'm a generous Sex God.
Tatic two is to whisper in their ear : "Sex Me Up"
But, you could add in..."Sex Me Up...'Baby'"
> Prove it. (:)
I have a mini d-cam thing I can snap them with that if you like :-D I can gather round them and they can put up their thumbs :-D
If they are a minger then I just move on swiftly but someone saw me do it once after I hugged them and went "urghhhhhh you're hugging her" or something. But, I'm a generous Sex God.
Tatic two is to whisper in their ear : "Sex Me Up"
But, you could add in..."Sex Me Up...'Baby'"
Oooooooooooooooooh....
Um....
Comeback?
????
Gimme a min!
Um....
Comeback?
????
Gimme a min!
Armatige Shanks wrote:
> I don't understand?
I don't get it.
> I don't understand?
I don't get it.
gerrid wrote:
> So everybody loves you. Sounds familiar...
I don't understand?
> So everybody loves you. Sounds familiar...
I don't understand?
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