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"Anyone fancy a puzzle?"

This is actually a true story, and took a while to work out by detectives. And I'm not suprised.

Deep in the forest was found the body of a man who was wearing only swimming trunks, snorkel and facemask. The nearest lake was 8 miles away and the sea was 100 miles away. How had he died?


I'll tell you the answer in a few days.

And the 'stating the obvious, and already stated' award goes to...al :-)

Hes looking at a picture of himself

His son.

One man can be all those things. A son, a father, and a grandfather.

Nearly there, it was just one man.

Here's a similar one.

A bloke looks at a photo of a man and starts talking to no-one for no reason.

"Brothers and Sisters have I none, but that man's father is my father's son"

Who is the person in the photo?

Hmm

{oops, they've spotted a hole in my maths}

er...yes of course, ahem, the beer was, er,um, on special...that's right, special offer. Of course...


(slowly backs out of room)

Errr.....if there were two guys, that's £7 for two pints, they only had £6.50. Did I miss something in Ali's answer there?

oh right, damn

tell me there isnt any sick incestual relationship between these 3 guys? (I once worked out that you can have a sister/aunty/mother, i forgot how though.)

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