The "General Games Chat" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
This is actually a true story, and took a while to work out by detectives. And I'm not suprised.
Deep in the forest was found the body of a man who was wearing only swimming trunks, snorkel and facemask. The nearest lake was 8 miles away and the sea was 100 miles away. How had he died?
I'll tell you the answer in a few days.
Deep in the forest was found the body of a man who was wearing only swimming trunks, snorkel and facemask. The nearest lake was 8 miles away and the sea was 100 miles away. How had he died?
I'll tell you the answer in a few days.
Page:
OKAY I SHALL TELL! he was on the phone to his wife after fishing, he was telling her hoe big a fish he caught but it got away. And when stretching his arms he broke the glass and killed himself.
VERY SICK
VERY SICK
I know this one but won't tell!
CLUE= FISHING am i right GRIX!
CLUE= FISHING am i right GRIX!
Here's one. It's pretty good. You'll laugh when you hear the answer.
A man lies dead in a phone box, with glass everywhere. There are two broken windows.
Explain.
A man lies dead in a phone box, with glass everywhere. There are two broken windows.
Explain.
ALL very good but the correct answer was there was only two in the world, and she had both. So she smashed one so the other ones price rocketed.
I did not like that one though
I did not like that one though
She's a mentalist!
She claims the insurance!
She has a hatred of vases from her childhood when a vase fell on her and she was trapped for seven days!
There was a monkey trapped inside the vase which couldn't breathe!
She's a rich aristocrat who has no respect for china!
Someone told her it was a 'ming' vase, and she got the wrong end of the stick!
A monkey taunted her with 'Do it, do it' jibes from across the room, only to be horrified when she actually broke it and therefore lost the monkey the bet with the Rhino, so the monkey had to dance around for ten minutes whilst chanting 'I won't bet fictional women to throw vases on the floor deliberately ever again!'
She likes pain!
I don't know!
I'm bored!
Bye!
She claims the insurance!
She has a hatred of vases from her childhood when a vase fell on her and she was trapped for seven days!
There was a monkey trapped inside the vase which couldn't breathe!
She's a rich aristocrat who has no respect for china!
Someone told her it was a 'ming' vase, and she got the wrong end of the stick!
A monkey taunted her with 'Do it, do it' jibes from across the room, only to be horrified when she actually broke it and therefore lost the monkey the bet with the Rhino, so the monkey had to dance around for ten minutes whilst chanting 'I won't bet fictional women to throw vases on the floor deliberately ever again!'
She likes pain!
I don't know!
I'm bored!
Bye!
A women has a vase worth £5000 but she breaks it deliberatly WHY?
Hey, it's the time lag in the replys that gets me. If it gets any worse, I'll have to pre-empt the next person's reply before I write an answer to it!
Page: