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Random question.
Sarcasm is often criticised as the lowest form of wit, so what do you think is the highest?
Oh, and tell me a joke. I want one from each of you.
Alfonse.
Sarcasm is often criticised as the lowest form of wit, so what do you think is the highest?
Oh, and tell me a joke. I want one from each of you.
Alfonse.
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Why is that toilet humour is so stupid and unfunny, yet everybody finds it funny. That's what I want to know... :s
The whole sarcasm/wit thing is just something people say when they can think of a decent response. It's basically just like going "Shut up" or "I know you are but what am I?"
The whole sarcasm/wit thing is just something people say when they can think of a decent response. It's basically just like going "Shut up" or "I know you are but what am I?"
Heh, yeh I finally realised... One of those [Oooooooohhhh!] moments I have so often.
My joke (slightly reworded and shortened):
***It's funnier if you picture it in your head as you read***
- The seven dwarfs won a meeting with the pope
- So they get all excited and go running into the room
- Dopey asks the pope "Pope, do you have any dwarf nuns in Antarctica?"
- He goes "No, no, I don't think we do"
- So Dopey asks "Well, do you have any dwarf nuns anywhere?"
- "Well, I've meet all the nuns from all over the world and no I don't think we have any dwarf nuns"
- The other 6 dwarfs go "HA HA! Dopey -had sexual realtions with- a penguin!"
My joke (slightly reworded and shortened):
***It's funnier if you picture it in your head as you read***
- The seven dwarfs won a meeting with the pope
- So they get all excited and go running into the room
- Dopey asks the pope "Pope, do you have any dwarf nuns in Antarctica?"
- He goes "No, no, I don't think we do"
- So Dopey asks "Well, do you have any dwarf nuns anywhere?"
- "Well, I've meet all the nuns from all over the world and no I don't think we have any dwarf nuns"
- The other 6 dwarfs go "HA HA! Dopey -had sexual realtions with- a penguin!"
Timmargh wrote:
> Two parrots are sat on a perch. One says: "Can you smell
> fish?"
... I had to read that twice. And still didn't get it until I read it third time :(
The only jokes I know are unsuitable for you guys :P
> Two parrots are sat on a perch. One says: "Can you smell
> fish?"
... I had to read that twice. And still didn't get it until I read it third time :(
The only jokes I know are unsuitable for you guys :P
It all depends on how many different fish you know.
LOL! what?! That's really bloody funny, and I don't know why o_0
Two parrots are sat on a perch. One says: "Can you smell fish?"
This is going a bit old school, but made me chuckle :)
How to clean your mouse...
This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem.
The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor.
Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit) therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.
Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.
Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.
Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.
Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.
Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method.
Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive.
However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.
How to clean your mouse...
This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem.
The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor.
Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit) therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.
Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.
Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.
Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.
Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.
Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method.
Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive.
However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.
Well fine, here I go again :p
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Oh do come along Alfonse, tell us your joke, or witty comment :p
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