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I'll start off ...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I''m sorry to bother you, but I''m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I''ve got a better idea... just for tonight, let''s pretend we''re married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I''m sorry to bother you, but I''m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I''ve got a better idea... just for tonight, let''s pretend we''re married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
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snake11 wrote:
> I've seen LLee Evans before, he's funny, but he gets annoying
> afetr awahile.
> Anyone here ever watch Tommy Teirnan( probabley spelt wrong)?
> The man is a genius.
>
> I was going to see a Lee Evans joke, but its no good without the
> movements.
Lee will never get boring!
Never heard of Tommy T.
See or say a Lee Evans joke? Most of his jokes survive on the movements/faces he does :P
> I've seen LLee Evans before, he's funny, but he gets annoying
> afetr awahile.
> Anyone here ever watch Tommy Teirnan( probabley spelt wrong)?
> The man is a genius.
>
> I was going to see a Lee Evans joke, but its no good without the
> movements.
Lee will never get boring!
Never heard of Tommy T.
See or say a Lee Evans joke? Most of his jokes survive on the movements/faces he does :P
Google Tommy Teirnan, he's irish (like me) and hilarious.
But I think Lee Evans gets annoying because of his accent. We get irritated by really british-ee accents. They just drive straight into my skull.
But I think Lee Evans gets annoying because of his accent. We get irritated by really british-ee accents. They just drive straight into my skull.
Lee Evans is Welsh though.
He sells out Nottingham Arena every time he performs there - that's about 12000 people!
Borat §agdiyev wrote:
> Lee Evans is Welsh though.
I pretty sure he's half welsh (from his dad), quarter english and quarter irish (from his mum, who is half irish) :P
> Lee Evans is Welsh though.
I pretty sure he's half welsh (from his dad), quarter english and quarter irish (from his mum, who is half irish) :P
One of my fave one liners from him:
"I was travelling down the motorway at 120mph and realised I'd forgotten something - my car!"
"I was travelling down the motorway at 120mph and realised I'd forgotten something - my car!"
Oh, all of his jokes are great!
My fav subject is 'Malcom'!
My fav subject is 'Malcom'!
Bah, you eng-wel-scot-ara-ish/bians all sonud the same to me.
Anyway, it doesn't matter where he's from, his accent just annoys me. Plain. Now, Tommy Teirnan,or Des bishop.
Anyway, it doesn't matter where he's from, his accent just annoys me. Plain. Now, Tommy Teirnan,or Des bishop.
Smedlos wrote:
> One of my fave one liners from him:
>
> "I was travelling down the motorway at 120mph and realised
> I'd forgotten something - my car!"
Heh ... I like ...
"I stayed in a hotel last night. I looked in my wardrobe and there was a pillow and a blanket in there. Worst nights sleep I ever f***** had."
> One of my fave one liners from him:
>
> "I was travelling down the motorway at 120mph and realised
> I'd forgotten something - my car!"
Heh ... I like ...
"I stayed in a hotel last night. I looked in my wardrobe and there was a pillow and a blanket in there. Worst nights sleep I ever f***** had."
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