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I'll start off ...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I''m sorry to bother you, but I''m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I''ve got a better idea... just for tonight, let''s pretend we''re married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I''m sorry to bother you, but I''m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I''ve got a better idea... just for tonight, let''s pretend we''re married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
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That was even worse than ST's joke about youghart.
Yeh... Surprisingly pathetic :( I'm sorry
If you could translate it into english, I'm sure it would be funnier.
I made dis up
Parent: i have to always put the child lock on with my kid
Friend: whys that
parent: cus if i dnt hell run of
friend: shouldn't u just trust him
parent:i didnt say i dont trust him he jst ave bad case of diarear!!
hehe its rubbish aint it
Parent: i have to always put the child lock on with my kid
Friend: whys that
parent: cus if i dnt hell run of
friend: shouldn't u just trust him
parent:i didnt say i dont trust him he jst ave bad case of diarear!!
hehe its rubbish aint it
A Jew and a chinese man sit next to each other on a plane. The Jewish man punches the Chinese man in the face.
"What was that for?" asks the Chinese man. The Jewish man replies, "Pearl Harbour".
"But Pearl Harbour was bombed by the Japanese".
"Japanese, Chinese, same difference" replies the Jew. The Chinese man then punches him in the face.
"That's for the Titanic. Goldberg, Steinberg, Iceberg, same difference."
(By the way, I didn't make this up, nor do I condone people doing this sort of thing! :D)
"What was that for?" asks the Chinese man. The Jewish man replies, "Pearl Harbour".
"But Pearl Harbour was bombed by the Japanese".
"Japanese, Chinese, same difference" replies the Jew. The Chinese man then punches him in the face.
"That's for the Titanic. Goldberg, Steinberg, Iceberg, same difference."
(By the way, I didn't make this up, nor do I condone people doing this sort of thing! :D)
Seraphim wrote:
> A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story
> hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since
> they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to
> go in.
>
> The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it
> works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once
> you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy
> to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's
> inside."
>
> So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads:
> "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The
> friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
>
> The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are
> short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the
> friends continue on up.
>
> They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men
> here are tall and plain."
>
> They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still
> two floors left, they continued on up.
>
> On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here
> are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are
> going in when they realize that there is still one floor left.
> Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth
> floor.
>
> There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here.
> This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to
> please a woman."
NEW WIVES HOTEL
A New Wives Hotel opened across the street.
The first floor had wives that love sex.
The second floor had wives that love sex and have money.
The third - fifth floors were never visited!
> A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story
> hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since
> they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to
> go in.
>
> The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it
> works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once
> you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy
> to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's
> inside."
>
> So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads:
> "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The
> friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
>
> The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are
> short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the
> friends continue on up.
>
> They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men
> here are tall and plain."
>
> They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still
> two floors left, they continued on up.
>
> On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here
> are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are
> going in when they realize that there is still one floor left.
> Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth
> floor.
>
> There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here.
> This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to
> please a woman."
NEW WIVES HOTEL
A New Wives Hotel opened across the street.
The first floor had wives that love sex.
The second floor had wives that love sex and have money.
The third - fifth floors were never visited!
Oh... I... *sigh*
there was three men an english,scottish and a irish man ]
the all went to a hot al they stayed in a haunted room
afterthe first day 2 of them ran out the english man stay the 2 who ran said they heard someone say "fist im gonna skin ya skin ya then im gonna eat ya eat ya" then the english went into the toilet to find a monkey peelin a bannana singin "first im gonna skin ya skin ya then im gonna eat ya eat ya"
the all went to a hot al they stayed in a haunted room
afterthe first day 2 of them ran out the english man stay the 2 who ran said they heard someone say "fist im gonna skin ya skin ya then im gonna eat ya eat ya" then the english went into the toilet to find a monkey peelin a bannana singin "first im gonna skin ya skin ya then im gonna eat ya eat ya"
What do any of those have to do with Peter Kay?
Thats class Smedlos. I like the bike one.
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