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"Jokes ..."

I'll start off ...

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I''m sorry to bother you, but I''m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I''ve got a better idea... just for tonight, let''s pretend we''re married."

The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

Geez, and I thought my dead baby and dishwasher joke was bad...

Just a bit :)

Yeah Alfonse's humour is a bit twisted =)

Alfonse wrote:
> What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?
>
> There's twenty of them

Thats sick and reminds me of michael jackson lol

You're first one is a rip off of:

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.


There's also:

How do you fit a baby into a glass?

Blender.

How do you get it out?

Straw.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead hookers?

I don't have a ferrari in my garage :(

And now for a sick one.

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There's twenty of them

I've got a Harold Shipman one...

Why Was Harold Shipman Captaining Of The Prison Boxing Team?

He Delivered A Lethal Jab.

Biggie Little Jr wrote:
> Here's a tasteless one for you...
>
> What Do You Do If The Dishwasher Stops Working?
>
> Punch Her In The Face!
>
> Sorry ladies :P

Never mind the sorry, You wanna run ;)

Here's a tasteless one for you...

What Do You Do If The Dishwasher Stops Working?

Punch Her In The Face!

Sorry ladies :P

Biggie Little Jr wrote:
> That was even worse than ST's joke about youghart.

i do try lol