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"The most boring film you have ever watched."

What is the most BORING film you have watched?


i cant say as i tend to watch good and exciting filmd but if you have watched a boring film what was it.

I bought The Thin Red Line for my dad for fathers day or birthday ages ago, and we've tried to watch it a few times but each time everyone in the room falls asleep after about 20 minutes (that's 100% true).

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> Actually, Tomorrow Never Dies was a bit guff too, wasn't it?

All the recent ones have been cack. They should have kept Roger Moore on as Bond instead of letting him hang up his Walther PPK.
Imagine if he was still making them today at about 70 years old....

(The funny Indiana Jones 4 title ideas come to mind :D)

Actually, for pure boredom?

The Thin Red Line.

Jesus Christ, I could hear my hair growing in that one.
A war film with not much war. Just lots of shots of insects (see the symbolism!) and little Guatamala boys swimming (see the symbolism!)
But it sucked.

2+hours of nice shots of jungle (symbolism!), insects (symbolism!) and 1 crocodile (symbolism!).
Woody from Cheers blows his own butt off with a grenade though.

Avoid like a week-dead dog in the sun.

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Fallen with Denzel Washington and John Goodman, absoloute steaming
> pile of crap, walked out of the Cinema after about 30 minutes.

I love that film :S

Actually, Tomorrow Never Dies was a bit guff too, wasn't it? I got a good quote from the excellent Hotdog magazine, they said:

"No self-respecting super-villain should know how to use Quark Xpress."

I almost walked out of The World is not Enough. Not only was it pretty naff and boring compared to the Roger "God" Moore ones, but the cinema seats were the main reason as they were cramped and very uncomfortable.

Fallen with Denzel Washington and John Goodman, absoloute steaming pile of crap, walked out of the Cinema after about 30 minutes.

Pearl Harbor. I borrowed this just to watch the attack on Pearl in the middle, but I had to sit through an hour or so of a bloody annoying love story between the leads. It tried to be funny and serious, but failed instead just ending up as a sub-plot to pass the time until the attack.

And when the fighting did happen, it turned out to be nothing more than an over blown CGI fireworks display. I'm just glad I didn't have to pay any money for this film, one of the first war films I've seen, which has just been too boring to be entertaining.

The Avengers.
Walked out of that one. Sean made it slightly watchable but it is a very very pants film.

i went to see Batman and Robin at the cinema. It was so boring that I slept through it .